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Jeza

In My Next Life........

If there is one, I aim to be a selfish career woman with no thought for anyone but myself. So no husbands, no kids and no pets. What are your plans for your next life?

grumpy01

Has anyone been watching this vehicle for C.J. De Mooi and is currently replacing eggheads.I can't begin to imagine how some of these people passed the auditions.On the evidence so far can't see much...

cupid04

Doctors, Psycho Alert

Mandy's new love interest has a screw loose. Thought she was a bit iffy. The moral of this story:- don't take up with the sister of your dead ex!...

mrs_overall

Just For Fun

Can you think of a well known person or character and change their name to incorporate an animal? For example - Hercule Parrot (This idea was shamelessly stolen from Boxtops) Over to you lot....

Zacs-Master

Well, That Was A Memorable Stag Night

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lauratwentyeight

Would Anyone Be So Kind As To Critic My Singing?

not sure if i can do this song and looking for honest feedback! if you can please dont be to hard on me lol! but be honest if u can spare a minute much appricited! http://youtu.be/Foyc2BzRx7s...

lardhelmet

Is Midsomer Moyders A Repeat?

The newest Barnaby has got his old sidekick back. Where is the really tall long haired bloke?

pastafreak

Ed.....i've Got Those Ads Again....

The ones that pop up in the middle of the page...often warning me that my apps need updating...or that my device is running out of memory...plus more nonsense. Several popped up as I was typing this....

emmie

Do Things Irritate You

i have some pet dislikes, i would say hate, but perhaps that's too strong, but one thing irks me no end, is people who leave bags on seats on public transport, despite polite entreaties to be able to...

slinky.kate

Postcard To Ex.

he wont answer my calls or text me back,so I sent him a postcard today to reply to his text messages,i have been trying to get in touch since sunday and he has not replied,we haven't fallen out or...

sunny-dave

What On Earth Were They Thinking ...

... new Scotland away strip - I've seen some shockers in my time, but this really does take the biscuit. Rhubarb and custard anyone? http://oi62.tinypic.com/k1xnyw.jpg...

AB Editor

Onwards And Downwards Continues In February 2014

Onwards and Downwards Continues in February 2014 Hello all, Welcome to this month's Onwards & Downwards. We welcome anyone serious about losing weight and we offer support and kind thoughts - not...

excelsior-1

If You Had The Opportunity.......

.......... to meet one person, past or present - who, and why?...

DTCwordfan

Gness - Your Heart-Throb Is On Bbc1 And Looking Haggard

What have make-up done to Stephen Fry - he looks awful? Red cheeks and gaunt - and that facial bum-fluff? Please........

Caribeing

Baby Cowell

Simon Cowell new father calls his son Eric, nice sensible name unlike some celebrities baby names. Hope he brings him happiness .Some great people called Eric, Clapton, Morecambe, Idle etc...