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Can we add a spellchecker function on here, please, AB Editor?

Sorry if this question has been asked before but I would really like us to have a Spellchecker on this site. Can you add one for us very soon? I hope this suggestion will be acceptable....

douglas9401

Pointless repeats.

Why other than padding out a fairly thin quiz show, does Alexander Armstrong repeat every single f****** question as if contestants and audience are complete imbeciles? Is he paid by the word?...

lardhelmet

Where's the Asda man with my delivery? I'm...

dying of malnutrition here. OK, I might be waiting for my bottle of Prosecco...

pips1

Davy Jones

RIP Davy Jones from the Monkeys, loved him in his day, he was only 65!

evedawn

I love my job. However, it is the office politics I hate. I work in an open plan office with a group of women. I get on okay with most of them but I sit all I am near the group that is the worst in...

Lindylou

Name

Have discovered that Julia Bradbury has named her new son - wait for it!! Zephyr. Poor little scrap. Why didn't she call him Capri or Sierra, or Morris Minor? Rolls Royce. Austin 7. Mini. The...

Space-Cadet

How many plates of sushi

Is too much sushi?

Ann

Susan Boyle. What do you make of her?

Just watching a documentary of Susan Boyle on ITV 1 - what do you think of her? Do you like her voice?

sherrardk

Wrong number

The phone has just rang and someone asked for Chris, I said no, think you've got the wrong number. He then said well who's that - how would that make any bloody difference? (Not long sat down after...

snags

New cat's first week outside...

He's come in on three separate occasions today and dropped a small leaf, then a large leaf then a small stick at my feet, looked up at me, mewed then run back outside. Are these 'gifts'? Can we expect...

Hootsman

Hello Chatterbankers

You all happy?

zzxxee

Wednesday tea thread

what are you all having? im doing sweet and sour chicken....

redcrx

anyone else?

OK Ive been meaning to ask this for a few weeks (someone may already have done so). May as well do it now and save Sqad from the lovey dovey stuff that he hates lol but has anyone else seen the...

NoshQ

Ex-Directory Numbers

I am trying to get in touch with a friend but have their name and address only. 118118 have told me that they are ex-directory. Is there anyway I can find out what their phone number is? Kind regards...

Hymie

Nepotism and the Royal family

According to this story on the BBC’s website - Jean Else, who was awarded an OBE back in 2001 has had the award revoked by the Queen. Apparently Ms Else (as head of a school), promoted her...

Bbbananas

My young colleague, who does have some choice expressions...

... has just rung up and reported her printer as needing a service call. She said "my printer's being a bit gay......" and the operator the other end hit the roof and accused her of...

ttfn

For Your Enjoyment - My Embarrassment

Multi part posting, so please let me finish before joining in. Cheers. (Yet) Another ttfn true story: Years ago we had a super old campervan and I was going to drive my parents to Scotland for their...

joggerjayne

where do you buy those fire things

like a fire in the moddle of the room and its got sort of fire and then a chimney that goes up to the ceiling and its in the middle of the room but its a bit up off the fllor on a sort of base thing...

ettelloc

Eastenders baby swap

Will Ronnie ever get found out? I feel so bad for Kat but can they carry it on....

soaps

Gypsy weddings

Now they're using helicopters, how can they afford them?

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