A MOST UNUSUAL DEFENCE A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is...
A DAY ON THE SICK An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: "I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick." On...
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MY LIVING WILL Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that...
Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick, the bartender says, 'You'll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy'. Paddy replies,...
1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes Panama hats ? 3) From which animal do we get cat gut ? 4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution ? 5) What is...
Three Englishmen were in a pub and spotted a Scotsman at the bar. >> >> The first one said he was going to Fosters him off. >> >> He walked over to the Scotsman and tapped him...
A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about...
My family doctor recently referred me to a female urologist, just out of medical school. I saw her just over a week ago, she was absolutely drop-dead gorgeous as well as unbelievably sexy. Tall, long...
ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? > WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" > ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? > WITNESS: My name is...
15yr old comes downstairs wearin his best suit+carryin a torch.Dad asks "where u goin dressed like that with a torch?" Boy replies "im goin courting." Dad then tells boy how he...