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I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night. I never really got along with my real ladder.
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Apparently, it wasnt Benazir Bhutto who was assassinated, but her exact double she hired especially The comapny, being overjoyed with having such a high profile client, that they hav changed there...
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My mate Sid was a victim of I.D.Theft Now we just call him S
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So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.' And I...
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How can I check if an infra red remote control is working or sendind a signal
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In front of the congregation the minister high up in his pulpit produced two glasses. Into both he placed two worms. In one glass he poured water and into the other he poured whisky. In the water...
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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, the devil appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and...
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Amy Winehouse was disappointed when it was explained to her that she had won 5 Grammys and not 5 Grams.
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There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square. The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square. One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken,...
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A group of girlfriends are on holiday when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a...
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What is a chavs favourite greeting card? Happy 25th Birthday grandma
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Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
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Two men are in court on drug charges. The judge says, If, over the weekend, you can persuade enough people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off. Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for their...
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Just crashed my new Skoda!! Chocolate,Jam and sponge everywhere!!!!
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Two tourists driving through Wales. At Llanhyfryddawelllehynafolybaarcudprindangogof they stop for lunch and one tourist asks the waitress, "Before we order, can you settle an argument for us? Would...
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A local charity office realized that it had never received a donation from the towns most successful lawyer. The director called him, hoping to get a contribution. "Our research shows that out of a...
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A man was very sick and his son went to visit him in the hospital. He walked upto his bed, Suddenly the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of...
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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