http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/worldnews.html?in_article_id=490261&in_p age_id=1811 Apparently reading Harry Potter books is now not only going to turn every one into a devil...
I have lost my voice. My friends are organising street parties and my family are breathing a sigh of relief. I'm on a strict diet of ice cream in order to get my voice back in fighting fitness.......
November the 5th is nearly here. In which we the British celebrate the failed plot of a man who wanted emancipation for catholics & rid us of a tyrant (anti catholic) monarch. I have often wondered if...
talkin last week to an ex of mine and she says summit . i said . id give you a hug and thatd sort you out. answer? like that ever worked?? ok i says . then i says id give you some lovin but then youd...
ok this is an easy question for you . i heard it on the radio earlier. works for guys or women. guys how many married women have you slept with? and women how many married men have you slept with? you...
ok, so tonight my son and his girlfriend made me a birthday cake for tomorrow! It is better than anything he could ever have bought me and my eyes keep filling up when i lok at it! :-)! What is the...
I have wondered about leaving, it is a tricky process, but tonight I am decided. I am off, not just for 10 minutes, but for ever. My health has suffered, I now need special pre-stained absorbent pads....
the sex boutique has a website its under constructuion but you can get it by entering this http://www.sexboutique.es/ in the address bar will be ready in a month or two. so as they say its COMING...
A new sperm bank opened in town last week but it wasn't very successful. There were only two volunteers but one missed the tube and the other came on the bus..... !!!
so you hire a car and the door handle falls off inside. do you tell them? and pay the repair bill. or do you put it backl on and hope the next person gets the blame? or you break an ornament . but you...
I was reminiscing to my boys about fireworks. They both hate them and every year I get excited. Silly old me!. When I was younger, we use to make guys and beg for pennies. We lived on a council estate...
Last weeekend I was thinking about what a new name that mcdonalds could come up with for a new burger and I though I had come up with the perfect name for them to use for a new burger. I called it the...
has this ever happened to you ? youre sitting watching tv. minding your own business. and someone knocks at your door. so cautiously you open the door. only to be greeted by 2 men in suits. " yes can...
been with my partner 4 7yrs now n we used to b all loved up n all that, we now got 2 kids age 3 n 20months. since then the spark has long gone n my partner seems so distant n even seems not to care...
and I'm getting really tired of it. How much longer can I keep pretending for? Anyone got anything really bloody stoopid to wake me up pleaseeeee.... :D xxx