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Doc.Spock
I am a managing director, I have a big company. Very very sad.
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Ice.Maiden
is going to be abolished in Scotland? Heard that today.
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legend_mark5
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NSm7oNhAlPc&feat ure=related APPARENTLY WHEN ITS STIFF ITS LIKE A ROLLINGPIN !! D T H !!!
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alan-r
iv'e just seen a prog where a crew were filming Selfridges from across the road from the store.it was about store card use,the selfridges rep came out and said they could not film the store without...
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mrs.chappie
I nearly did in Scarborough last weekend - but when I noticed they were six quid for one, I thought b*gger it, I'll have fish and chips instead.
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pastafreak
have I missed any fights-please say no.........;-)
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Doc.Spock
Up early for my ?5.52 per hour stint. Just standing in for my mate, bit of driving.
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Steak
k, i was looking at websites my boyfriend has visited, and of course there was porn. but there was GAY porn. some guy doing some other guy up the ass... is this just curiousity, or should i have a...
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JockSporran
I am turning into a train! Choo choo! Help! Choo choo! Choo choo!
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joggerjayne
... have a poop, clean my teeth, and go to bed. Night x x x
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legend_mark5
Been away getting my body hair sorted out. Well i can tell you this my pits are bare and the wee fella looks like a bonsai tree now.And that's him flacid . So have i missed anything? BTW im THE...
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mrs.chappie
I wonder how many houses are as bad as the ones featured in this programme? Cor blimey, I'm an untidy person, but those houses are minging! Do you think they are staged to make them look that bad, or...
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Bravehearted
Thinking of going to Majorca on an all inclusive holiday next month. Local beers and spirits are included...can anyone tell me if the water of life (whisky) or a local equivalent is available on the...
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chicho,bird2
well i didnt know you can broadcast yourself across the world lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx your apartment at start is a tip xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and the reast makes you look so young in them days xxxxxxxxxx
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Abdulmajid
Spent a night in a camper van? And if so did you find the experience scummy or exciting?
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Oh-No-NoKnow
fair play to leggy thou for correct grammer usage!
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celeryman
Appropriate music when holding on phone. Water company. Cool clear water Frankie Laine. Dentists. All I want for christmas is my two front teeth.The Chipmunks. Local undertakers. Dead ringer for love....
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legend_mark5
OK have you ever kinda fallen out with someone .And don't really know why , and you sorta still talk , but sometimes there are those awkward silences ?And you want to just sort things like they were...
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legend_mark5
catchya later maybe 9 or 9.30 or 10 oooh la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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legend_mark5
Petroleum jelly . Discovered by oil drillers and roughnecks. Now favoured by gay men . Go figure eh ?

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