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funnygirl
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asks, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I...
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4getmenot
He had big argument with Mo last night and spat at him
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jonnoman
When does it come out on DVD?
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Leight0n
I can't believe it. We have officially had the longest day of the year now so the nights are getting darker and darker. Some summer this has been! I thought I'd spend my summer in the garden having...
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Pottsy
I've just bought Elisabeth Fritzl's diary off Ebay. Very boring........ Mon: Stayed in. Tues: Stayed in. Weds: Stayed in. Thurs: Stayed in. Fri: Stayed in. Sat: Sh@gged Dad. Sun: Stayed in.
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Leight0n
Hello, I have my own website and have an email address with it. I bought the domain ect through easyspace and have set up the email address through that. I then got the incoming/out going (pop / smtp)...
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bill preston
how good was that!!!!!!!!!!! except a small minor detail! peter petrelli went into space to blow up because nathan stopped claire shooting him??? but.......he has claire's powers of recovery so he...
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sidkid
I've recently started learning to play the violin. My next door neighbour likes the sound of it so much that last night he came round and smashed all my windows in, presumably so he can hear it more...
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brionon
A man goes to the Bakers and asks :- ''Do you have any yellow bread ?'' ''No,only green'' says the Baker. ''Well give me a blue one then, I'm riding the bike.''
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carrust
I wanted to be a baker, but they didn't have a roll for me. I wanted to be a printer, but I was afraid of being typecast. I wanted to be a plumber, but it was just a pipe dream. Any more?????
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mightyWBA
When Charley was told her cousin has left Man Utd for Sunderland,she replied "Who's Sunderland?" Is the voting population of Newcastle sufficient to keep her in? Concerned,West Bromwich.
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dilligaf
The government has declared that islamic graves should be dug to a depth of 10 metres because,...... deep down muslims are very nice people.
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Thunderbird+
I got invited to the national dyslexia association's annual toga party, for some reason a lot of the guests turned up dressed as goats ??? I know, that explains a lot.
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tigersam258
Does it scare anyone else that this game has so many players that you could be facing/talking to/trading with/dueling someone that could simply be ANYWHERE in the world? I was once sat in Singapore...
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pussnboots
I don't know why I keep watching this rubbish, but it's compulsive viewing. I sit on my sofa getting more and more uptight about this bl**dy woman/girl. I have never in my life come across such a...
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Leight0n
I heard that there are 4-5 new male housemates going in this week. Anyone else heard that?
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mightyWBA
Watching the other night Channell mentioned the Spice Girls had reformed. The Spice Girls only officially announced this on June the 28th,so how did the Wakefield whinger know? Charley out...
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Leight0n
I know I asked this question a few months ago, just wondering if anyone has heard anything since about when it will be on BBC2? My brother is watching it on Sci-Fi and doesn't shut up about it! I want...
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bluevern
i went to a football match the other day ,,,the bloke next to me said that the attendance has gone up 100%,,hows that i asked,,he said you just turned up!!! i phoned leeds football club to find out...
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sexyrussiann
Is it just me who hates all of these! The media has already made up it's mind that EVERYONE in the UK likes all three of these. Well I DON'T! I HATE them all.

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