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bruce5755

118 118 Ad

Does anybody know what the black kid having his haircut says when the two berks break through the wall in this ad?
23:55 Sun 26th Oct 20083 answers, last by bruce5755 07:30 Mon 27th Oct 2008
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Seafarer1966

Nurses in a morgue

Three nurses in a morgue discover a dead man lying on a slab with a magnificent erection. Not wanting to miss a good chance the first nurse hitches up her tunic and rides the dead man. Then the second...
15:46 Fri 24th Oct 20084 answers, last by velvet lady 16:50 Sat 25th Oct 2008
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v8avm

Capital Cities and Rivers

Capital city Container with soft fruit loses penultimate and gains indefinite article? Rivers of the World = Anagrams 1; CEGHHIIKKNORST (3 words) 2:AEDGINOOR (2 words) 3:AAACCEMNS Thanks if you can...
14:53 Fri 24th Oct 20085 answers, last by v8avm 15:59 Fri 24th Oct 2008
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Seafarer1966

Lingerie

A housewife decides to buy some crotchless panties to spice up her relationship with her husband. She sits opposite him one evening and opens her legs. He looks intently down at her and says: are you...
15:43 Fri 24th Oct 20081 answer, last by lesblue 15:44 Fri 24th Oct 2008
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Seafarer1966

Pussy Galore

Paddy says to Mick: I hear the Bond girl who played Pussy Galore has split her fanny open. Micks says: Honor Blackman? Paddy says: no...on a dildo.
15:40 Fri 24th Oct 20083 answers, last by velvet lady 16:50 Sat 25th Oct 2008
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JDUFF

Speeding

What is the likely outcome in court of driving at 60mph in a 30mph speed limit
14:57 Fri 24th Oct 20089 answers, last by Andyvon 04:20 Sun 26th Oct 2008
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lesblue

Student accommodation.

Need a little bit of advice, really. My son is in his second year at University, and shares a flat (above an off-licence) with seven other students. They are having a problem with a neighbour (one who...
08:17 Fri 24th Oct 20088 answers, last by theunive 10:25 Tue 18th Apr 2017
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Charlie2008

Drink Driving

I have been caught over the limit while driving I am due to go to court in a week and as I work for a bank with a conviction my contract will be terminated. Can anyone offer me some advice on finding...
20:54 Thu 23rd Oct 200811 answers, last by Charlie2008 19:41 Sun 26th Oct 2008
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Mattmans1

Will i go to prison or not? plz advise

Any advice here will be REALLY appreciated thankyou all. I am a finla year student at uni doing a computer network degree. This is what happened. I was ina burger bar when this lad infront of me was...
20:37 Thu 23rd Oct 200823 answers, last by Crispyducc 23:50 Sat 26th Jan 2013
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stick28

spurs

Sorry to all to go on about it but after seeing spurs tonight can anyone see any hope for them ?? Prediction, Wont win a league game this side of xmas (relegated by the end of march) Out of the...
22:17 Thu 23rd Oct 20082 answers, last by lesblue 07:29 Fri 24th Oct 2008
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eastern

Carly Simon, your so vain.

Am I right in thinking that a millionarie businessman paid a lot of money at a charity auction to find out who the song your so vain was written about? He could have saved himself a fortune and given...
20:58 Sun 19th Oct 200810 answers, last by tonyav 16:54 Mon 08th Dec 2008
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karmgirl

Just said

I reckon tesco are going to buy another supermarket in the town I work in, and colleague said they were thinking about it a while ago but they have got the main one in town down the road now and I...
12:39 Thu 23rd Oct 200833 answers, last by yinyang 14:12 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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MartinKeane

overtaking on motorways

When overtaking on dual carriage/motorways I just check on my mirrors but a driving instructor friend of mine recommends a half glance over the shoulder as well.Any comments please.
19:19 Wed 22nd Oct 200820 answers, last by marcus5771 17:17 Sun 26th Oct 2008
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drdrmrgn

hand pain

My son has come home from work complaining about a pain in his hand. It is a continuous ache but mostly affecting his little and ring finger. He is a machinery fitter and works with his hands all day....
18:31 Wed 22nd Oct 20085 answers, last by lesblue 13:52 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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bubbles4920

kerry katona 'drunk'

whats your view of kerry katona on the show 'this morning' slurring her speech? she sounded absolutely awful. how could her agent let her go on and do the interview? i used to like her but after...
04:06 Thu 23rd Oct 200827 answers, last by tigerlily11 21:29 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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wigglebum

Kerry Katona on This Morning

Is anyone else cringing??
10:45 Wed 22nd Oct 200857 answers, last by curiosity 19:22 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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BillySugger

A young boy goes to social services

& tells them I have nowhere to live. 'What about your parents' ? they ask . 'No they beat me' says the boy . 'What about your grandparents' . 'No they beat me even more' 'Well where do you want to go...
20:56 Wed 22nd Oct 20082 answers, last by lesblue 11:57 Thu 23rd Oct 2008
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joggerjayne

more mistaken identity

Jesus is strolling through Heaven when he meets an old man, who seems to be searching for something. "Have you lost something?" asks Jesus. "I'm looking for my son, who I haven't seen for many years"...
11:07 Thu 23rd Oct 20084 answers, last by velvet lady 16:55 Sat 25th Oct 2008
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supergunner7

50 gunners' greatest players

what is the song from arsenal tv's 50 gunners' greatest players programme
19:20 Mon 20th Oct 20081 answer, last by lesblue 14:04 Tue 21st Oct 2008
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Ericmckessic

Mrs Pitman moving slowly

Mrs pitman moving slowly
14:41 Mon 20th Oct 20084 answers, last by yapisle 08:59 Tue 21st Oct 2008

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