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Hmmm!!

I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel.
09:40 Wed 23rd Jun 20102 answers, last by jno 11:09 Wed 23rd Jun 2010
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lindylou16

is this the right place to post this?

i cheated the railway company the other day. I bought a return ticket and didn't go back.
10:40 Fri 11th Jun 20107 answers, last by spudqueen 18:28 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

lWhile hoeing in my allotment today i looked into the field beyond the hedge and

I saw a scarecrow having a w**k . I thought - he's clutching at straws
10:48 Fri 11th Jun 20104 answers, last by lindylou16 11:01 Fri 11th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

Ambient Temperature Mazda 6

Hi The ambient temp gauge on my Mazda is hit and miss on sometimes and off other times Ideas please if it may be the button switch or the outside senson (wherever that is) and how to check either. thx...
16:15 Wed 09th Jun 20104 answers, last by bednobs 11:40 Thu 10th Jun 2010
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joeluke

Man in bedroom..........

.......shouts to his bird "Come in here and look at my new clock" She enters bedroom to find him naked on the bed sporting a huge erection She says "That's not a clock" He replies...
23:02 Mon 07th Jun 20102 answers, last by lindylou16 10:50 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

For you Newly weds

The secret of my long marriage For quite a number of years now my husband and i have been going out for a meal twice a week every week, He goes out Wednesdays and i go out on Fridays...
17:06 Tue 08th Jun 20106 answers, last by lardhelmet 21:15 Tue 08th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

My girlfriend said she wanted a Brazilian "downstairs."

Pele is now lodging with us.
15:06 Mon 07th Jun 20105 answers, last by piggynose 08:05 Tue 08th Jun 2010
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alavahalf

5 year old's first paypacket..

This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope...
20:00 Sat 05th Jun 201012 answers, last by alavahalf 17:05 Sun 06th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

Is nothing secret anymore!!

While on the internet my Husband tried to change his password to "Penis" And he was told it was "too short"...
10:33 Fri 04th Jun 201032 answers, last by ummmm 11:23 Fri 04th Jun 2010
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lindylou16

Where do i go from here?

My Drama teacher said I was crap at acting.I almost cried....
11:25 Wed 02nd Jun 201013 answers, last by andy-hughes 17:25 Wed 09th Jun 2010
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BOL10X

Trouser accident

This chap was drinking heavily at the bar drowning his sorrows. He got so drunk that he couldn't work his zip in the gents and had a wee accident. So he called his sister from the payphone in the main...
00:45 Wed 02nd Jun 20102 answers, last by piggynose 20:19 Wed 02nd Jun 2010
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alavahalf

Two eskimos...

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that ''you can't have your kayak and heat it.''...
19:37 Tue 01st Jun 20104 answers, last by piggynose 20:23 Wed 02nd Jun 2010
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McMouse

The Back Pew

A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his...
12:13 Tue 01st Jun 20105 answers, last by askyourgran 19:40 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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anotheoldgit

European Song Contest

http://www.dailymail....etitions-history.html Last once again, should we now consider pulling out of the European Song Contest? We are either no good at composing the right type of music, no good at...
10:04 Sun 30th May 201025 answers, last by LucyThomas7 12:00 Tue 01st Jun 2010
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lynbrown

Peerage for Prescott - does he deserve it?

What an insult to those people who are given a peerage for their public services. What did he do? Played croquet and played other games with Tracey Temple - in the office, not even in his own time. He...
18:25 Fri 28th May 201025 answers, last by lindylou16 09:47 Sun 30th May 2010
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lindylou16

Well i never!!

Rats are under rated. Just check your dictionary....
09:47 Sat 29th May 201011 answers, last by crisgal 12:11 Sun 30th May 2010
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marval

Pond

An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back yard, had it fixed up nice; picnic tables, tennis court, basketball court, etc. The pond was fixed for swimming...
22:50 Wed 21st Apr 20108 answers, last by lindylou16 20:57 Sat 24th Apr 2010
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lindylou16

Hooray!! Life is back to normal

People in Wales are again looking at the sky and pointing.
21:45 Fri 23rd Apr 201011 answers, last by ummmm 22:18 Fri 23rd Apr 2010
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brionon

Help !

Someone is using my GMail to send links to others-they are selling Viagra- how can I stop them,please ?
12:22 Wed 21st Apr 201010 answers, last by lardhelmet 18:12 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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dothawkes31

FAO Wendilla

Could you let us have an update on when the Space Station is going over again? I think the shuttle is up there too and a few months back we could see them both! Cheers, Dotty...
07:48 Wed 14th Apr 20107 answers, last by wendilla 11:35 Wed 14th Apr 2010

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