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Psychick
Hope you have a fantastic day :)
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scorpious321
what a lovely day,clear blue sky and warm already, temperature already 16c
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joggerjayne
... is all I need to say !!!
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dustypuss
Its Mrs Dustypuss birth day to day I wont tell you her age but she is not 49 any more Any body want to wish her a Happy birthday :-)
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sandrajo
What spice couldn't you do without? I'm trying out new spices every week, some are very interesting!
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tigwig
I have did my grocery shopping today and for the 2nd week running I have been asked for id when buying beer. This would be fine if I was a young looking 20yr old but I am nearly 32! The first time I...
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Lisa1983
What could you say to cheer me up?
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redcrx
Found out last week that there is a homeless lad living in the garden of empty house next door. The tenant is being evicted but hasnt slept there for a few weeks as she got raided and they found she...
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joggerjayne
... until later. folds roof off MGF just for "pose" value, revs as loudly as she can, and screeches off towards the A23 ... ... Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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sandrajo
watch if you are; happy sad romantic manic
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~spaced~
Ffs Alex! Shut the fcuk up! She was relentless last night. Here and her little sidekick. I think she has shown a chink in her armour....Rex really got to her and she didnt argue back when he shouted...
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bobtheturkey
are bin men paid
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Marg0
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right...
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Lisa1983
toilet is 15 long and there is no one at the opposite sexes loo, do you use it?
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joggerjayne
Does anyone else wish they had a better AB name? When you first sign up, and it asks you for a username, you don't think of anything clever, you just whap down the first thing that you think you won't...
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joggerjayne
How many answers have some of you regulars given? It must be thousands!! According to my "profile" I've given 942 "answers" BUT ... I've had 8 removed. Do I count these 8 towards my first 1,000?
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ChuckFickens
A couple is attending an Art exhibit and they are looking at a portrait that has them a little taken aback. The picture depicts three very black, very naked men sitting on a park bench; two have a...

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