The main fault with hitler was he had a crap moustache. he ruined the moustache and the name adolf for every man in the world but otherwise he cant have been all thet bad.
Where did you find your trombone, Champagne? pixi, I told you before, the triangle is supposed to have a hole in it Right, let's not waste any more time. Shall we try and stretch ourselves a bit...
My nephew has asked me to help him compile his cv. He is 18 and went to collegee straight from school and has only had a couple of part time jobs. Its been so long since I've needed to...
OK, you've proved what a sentimental, slushy lot you are (see Quivering wreck), some wonderful choices as well by the way, but what about the ones that make you say through gritted teeth - "I swear if...
I am probably one of the most, innovative and creative writers in the UK today and am looking for a publisher. I haven't actually written a novel yet and havent really got a clue where to start as I...
what is the surname of the composer of the 19th century opera in which a talkative hairdresser helps the hero to contrive a meeting with his loved one,with the hero getting locked in a chest and nealy...
Ok, Just seen Im a Celeb Get me outta here is returning in November and saw that one of the people asked and accepting to go on the show is GUY PELLY!!!! Now i dont know about all u lot but i had to...
What about songs that reduce you to tears, turn you to jelly, you know, where you become a complete quivering wreck. I've got loads but one that is guaranteed to do the business is "New York (Hold Her...
Just a quick reminder all, that I will be holding open auditions (X-Factor stylee, although unfortunately Simon Cowell couldn't make it) for a new and exciting band called 'Georgina and the...
Hello folks! Seems my parents' PC lets me log in on my old user name! Ooo-er. Naughty! Hope everyone is well. This is a quick pit stop as I fly off all over the shop. Obviously...
