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Doctors

A woman goes to the doctors and says she's got a green mark on either side of her bajingo. He has a look and says "You're not having an affair with a gypsy by any chance?" "Yes",...
20:26 Tue 17th Jul 20126 answers, last by funnygirl 19:53 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Bingo

I just got sacked from my job as a bingo caller, apparently 'A meal for two with a hairy view' is not the way to call 69.
20:24 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:56 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Concept of Ownership

This was mentioned on an episode of Big Bang Theory and I wanted to look into it more but cannot remember much about it. It is a human condition, named after the person who described it, and...
13:58 Mon 25th Jun 20126 answers, last by wolf63 14:54 Thu 28th Jun 2012
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Irish Joke

Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
11:32 Sun 24th Jun 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:53 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Gay Marriage

How pathetic are the church? They tried to pull The Bible out and now they are referring to a dictionary. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17329902 Why can't they just admit that they are scared...
03:38 Sun 11th Mar 2012127 answers, last by bundleone 23:03 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket.
22:18 Tue 10th Jan 20121 answer, last by tamborine 23:16 Tue 10th Jan 2012
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What is God?

It struck me on a previous thread that I do not know what God is supposed to be. I think I know that God does not exist but how can I know this if I do not know what it is? Can somebody explain to me...
22:41 Mon 02nd Jan 201215 answers, last by naomi24 09:36 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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A clean joke

My Uncle recently hired an Eastern European cleaner for his house, she took over 5 hours to hoover the front room carpet. Turns out she was a Slovack.
16:26 Sat 31st Dec 201112 answers, last by marval 12:53 Sun 01st Jan 2012
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Inkjet Printer Recommendation

I'm looking replace my Epson D120 inkjet as I don't use it very much (a couple of times a month) and the heads keep getting clogged up, I then waste a lot of ink by unblocking them. Does anyone have...
21:39 Thu 29th Dec 201112 answers, last by MillieBull 08:59 Fri 12th Apr 2013
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Wilkinson Drop Goal - Aussie Commentary

I'm trying to find the Australian broadcast commentary for the Johnny Wilkinson World Cup winning drop goal in 2003. Audio+video would be better but just audio is fine as I can imagine what happened!...
21:06 Wed 21st Dec 20111 answer, last by boxtops 00:32 Thu 22nd Dec 2011
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'Private and Confidential' Envelopes

Why the 'Confidential' when printed on an envelope? If nobody opens it, because it is private, then how can they keep the information confidential as they don't know it? If the instruction is for the...
18:32 Tue 13th Dec 20119 answers, last by ABerrant 20:33 Tue 13th Dec 2011
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Obsession

They said that I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins, but take a look at me now!
19:37 Sun 23rd Oct 20112 answers, last by Starbuckone 20:39 Sun 23rd Oct 2011
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Can religion tell us more than science?

What we believe doesn't in the end matter very much. What matters is how we live.... The last paragraph from the link below. A very well written article by the BBC that has not made my view even...
12:35 Sun 18th Sep 201197 answers, last by LogicA 17:39 Tue 04th Oct 2011
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Marital Problems

I just can't seem to connect with the wife these days.... She keeps on ducking.
13:20 Fri 19th Aug 2011
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Horse walks into a bar...

Barman says 'Why the long face?' Horse says 'Because you tell the same f**king joke every time I come in here'.
12:44 Sat 13th Aug 20118 answers, last by housemouse 15:29 Sat 13th Aug 2011
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Self Respect

I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
22:31 Wed 13th Jul 20114 answers, last by Canary42 20:48 Fri 15th Jul 2011
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Lost in translation

My Polish wife is struggling to come to terms with the English language. The other night she said to me "Me going out with friends this night". Smiling I had to correct her "No you're...
14:26 Sat 02nd Jul 20113 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:05 Sat 02nd Jul 2011
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Internet radio player with pause function

Can anyone recommend a free streaming internet radio player with a pause function? I'm not too worried about any other features, just the ability to enter a url to stream and be able to pause it when...
19:13 Tue 05th Apr 20115 answers, last by tmactracy 08:09 Thu 12th Feb 2015
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Speed of light - yey.

In a vacuum, one torch facing East, one facing West. Both are switched on at exactly the same time. The light hits opposite walls of the vacuum at exactly the same time. At what speed were the photons...
09:34 Tue 30th Nov 201015 answers, last by rithak15 13:09 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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The Pope

That guy is no good at all. I've not been listening to the radio much recently because it's all about the Pope but the little bits of his 'speeches' I have caught made me turn it off immediately. His...
00:10 Sat 18th Sep 20102 answers, last by Teddio 17:45 Sun 19th Sep 2010

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