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marval

Beer

Steve was driving his girlfriend to the airport when he passed a billboard showing a bikini-clad beauty holding a can of beer. His girlfriend saw it and snarled, "Am I supposed to think that if I...
21:21 Thu 12th Sep 20137 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:41 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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BlueToffee

Good News Day

Mrs BT has finally been signed off by the oncologist today after breast cancer surgery. Champagne in the fridge for later!
14:32 Thu 12th Sep 201328 answers, last by tonyav 06:58 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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LochNessMonster

Ladies Remember To Get Checked ?

Mrs Nessie told this morning she as breast cancer, however it has not spread. She is getting operated in 2 weeks time. Were have been both terrified the last week awaiting results of tests. So please...
14:15 Thu 12th Sep 201330 answers, last by BlueToffee 07:26 Fri 13th Sep 2013
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Hopkirk

My Cat's Driving Me Mad

When he's out he wants to come in, then when he's in he wants to go out. Does anyone else have this problem?...
13:22 Thu 12th Sep 201324 answers, last by Jeza 21:30 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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Bazile

I Miss It

A man is lying in bed with his new girlfriend . After having great sex, she spent the next hour just stroking his privates,something she seemed to love to do. Enjoying it, he turned and asked her, -...
11:11 Thu 12th Sep 20139 answers, last by marval 15:56 Thu 12th Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Andy Murray!!

Andy Murray walked into a library and asked to borrow a couple of books about tennis aces. "sod off" said the librarian "You'll never return them"....
20:25 Thu 05th Sep 201321 answers, last by LochNessMonster 09:11 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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anotheoldgit

A Little Girl Almost 3 Years Old, Walks Home Alone From Nursery.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2412605/Two-year-old-girl-WALKED-private-nursery-way-home-workman-left-door-open.html It was simply amazing how this little 3 year old managed to find her way...
08:18 Fri 06th Sep 201353 answers, last by mikey4444 19:57 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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Jordyboy9

Hansen?

If this has been a topic before i am sorry,hansen is on£40,000 a time for spouting Sugar on match of the day,if this is true its a bloody scandal....
08:52 Fri 06th Sep 201310 answers, last by Fringehead 15:20 Fri 06th Sep 2013
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anotheoldgit

Is Anyone Worth £256,000 Per Week?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html...
11:09 Mon 02nd Sep 201350 answers, last by jake-the-peg 14:59 Mon 02nd Sep 2013
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maggiebee

Fore!

Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4,STAY OUT OF THE WATER 5 . TRY NOT TO...
14:29 Sat 31st Aug 20136 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:03 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Jeza

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud...

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her six year old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying " All of you b*stards who...
07:41 Fri 30th Aug 201311 answers, last by excelsior-1 18:33 Sat 31st Aug 2013
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Smowball

Hello Strangers!

Havent been on here for ages! Gona have a mooch about for a bit and see what I've missed lol.
07:32 Fri 30th Aug 201324 answers, last by cupid04 16:18 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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mrs_overall

Horrid Experience

Yesterday afternoon I was sitting on a bench outdoors minding my own business when a wasp flew up my nose! I jumped to my feet and invented a dance called the "I have a wasp up my nostril dance." This...
09:40 Thu 29th Aug 201345 answers, last by Jordyboy9 08:38 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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LochNessMonster

How Can The Government Pay For Another Conflict When The Poor And Disabled In Britain Are Struggling ?

Have a feeling this is going to be another Iraq, in with the Americans all guns a blazing. Stay well clear until the UN gets its finger out.
08:59 Wed 28th Aug 201316 answers, last by LochNessMonster 14:03 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Cats And Men!

Why Cats Are Better Than Men!! A CAT always hits the litterbox. Better chance of training a CAT. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to...
09:30 Thu 29th Aug 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:39 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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Gromit

North Korea

// “It was the first time I had seen a newborn baby and I felt happy. But suddenly there were footsteps and a security guard came in and told the mother to turn the baby upside down into a bowl of...
13:29 Thu 29th Aug 201321 answers, last by naomi24 18:19 Fri 30th Aug 2013
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ChillDoubt

Cliff Morgan: Rest In Peace

Just waking up to the very sad news that Cliff Morgan has passed away. The rugby community worldwide will e saddened at his passing. Famous not only for his playing ability but for delivering...
13:34 Thu 29th Aug 20139 answers, last by mikey4444 07:37 Sun 01st Sep 2013
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berniecuddles

Fore...........!!

A man staggers into a hospital with concussion, Multiple bruises, two black eyes and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked "What happened to you?" "Well I was playing Golf with...
19:53 Wed 28th Aug 20135 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:43 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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berniecuddles

Good Morning Early Birds!

morning all what a lovely day yesterday tidied up the garden and resealed the conservatory roof (had a leak) looks like today is going to be nice as well
03:52 Thu 29th Aug 201383 answers, last by LochNessMonster 07:29 Thu 29th Aug 2013
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joggerjayne

White Guy

On t he beach, if you sit in a deck chair, there's a guy ho comes over and charges you two pounds. So he works on the beach. All day. Every day. And he is the whitest white guy I've ever seen. It's...
17:51 Wed 28th Aug 201329 answers, last by pixie373 08:05 Thu 29th Aug 2013

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