I have a friend who has a young, small, male dog who is forever escaping from his dog run even though the fencing is dug very deeply. Are there any good ideas out there of what more she could do to...
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign reads: SEX FROGS Only $20 each! Comes with COMPLETE...
When we bought a computer for home a few years ago, it was just to mess about on and get hubby into the habit of using one so we just asked for a basic package. The internet part of it runs slowly and...
The BBC Good Morning programme has just warned late summer holiday makers to take care of local laws and customs when travelling. Acts like carrying mineral water into Nigeria, wearing camouflage in...
I have long been a fan of Amazon & have alway received good ordered on time, but my last order has not arrived. I cannot find a way ie an email address to let them know. I have been through the...
I have been given a haggis ( a friend says he shot it in the Grampians) but I don't know what to do with it, and he is no help, so , how do you eat yours?
In 1872 the Welsh invented the condom using a sheep's bladder.
However, in 1873, the English somewhat refined the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first....
MY SON HAS RECENTLY ACQUIRED A SAMSUNG GALAXY TIPO PHONE FROM A WORKMATE WHO, UNFORTUNATELY, HAS MISPLACED THE INSTRUCTION MANUAL. COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ADDRESS OR TELEPHONE NUMBER WHERE I COULD...
The number of cars damaged by cyclists who then simply ride off is amazing and that is without the number of pedestrians knocked down by them riding on the streets. If they had number plates at-least...
A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Mister? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at only £20."...
After 20 years of marriage a couple were lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started...
Here is some for us to get going. ATD - At the doctors BTW - Bring the wheelchair BYOT - Bring your own teeth LMDO - Laughed my dentures out ROFLACGU - Rolling on floor laughing and can't get up...
