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I am Offended!

I pride myself on my culinary skills and this weekend I am hosting a dinner party for a fairly posh couple. (I know, I know, you are asking yourselves why a posh couple are socialising with me). I...

vodkancoke

It's been yet another sleepless night. Don't you just love insomnia?! Anyway it's my Dad's birthday today, so I'm cooking the family a meal and I am about to finish decorating his cake. I hope you all...

CraigWhite

SCOTS NO INTEREST

with over 50,000 unsold tickets for hampden football matches shows how much interest the scots have in the london fiasco

LochNessMonster

Have you ever had a funny experience whilst shopping folks ?

My true story happened about a year ago whilst in Glasgow. Went into my local branch of sandwich makes Subway. There was two young woman students about 18- 19 yo in front of me, and the member of...

pdq1

Why should pensioners receive these free government handouts?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18778359 It is costing the NHS £bns to give out free prescriptive medicines to pensioners many of whom can afford to pay for themselves. They also receive free bus...

Steve.5

How do I sign

My solicitor has emailed a document which has to be signed. How do I download it sign it & return it MTIA Steve...

LochNessMonster

Do you or did you ever have a nickname and what was it ?

The only name I was to be called was Tuesday, as after my mammy gave birth to me she said to my daddy "Let's call it a day dear ?"

sir.prize

John Terry in Court

Just been reported on BBC that if John Terry was found guilty of racial abuse, he could be fined £2,500. May he apply for time to pay?...

Dee Sa

support for Smowball

with apologies smow, but I think its time to start a new thread to help you/ support you thru today, we are all on your side and want to help if we can. How is your son feeling today, has he said much...

CraigWhite

A PEST

can someone help find it a pest when every so often i get not responding from windows live ,what is the cause and is there a cure?

nannakath

BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND TO ALL YOU ABBERS WITH BIRTHDAYS TODAY!!!!!!!!

LochNessMonster

Are you bothered about the London Olympics Folks ?

Personally I think I'll just hide in my Loch ?

thenry

Andy Murray

Pathetic !

magicmick

Ladies locker room

Three ladies in the local tennis club locker room getting changed ready for a game, when a man ran through naked with just a bag over his head, the first lady looking down at his penis said "well...

Brenden

Semi-Finals Today

Well the big boys are on court today, should be cracking tennis - I am a great Federer fan but alas I think Djokovic will be too good, so my prediction for the Final will be Novac and Tsonga. Might...