i know why the world is in the state it is. its because WOMEN arent MEN. IF we could give women a little bit of MAN knowledge and reasoning, this world would be PERFECT !! so simple... :-)
what abers do for a living. There is a great deal of sh1te on here. I am on a 6billion quid project, yea right. I have always found that people who talk like big wheels usually turn out to be mere...
Ok, I've been in my job at a small company for 3months now and my boss still pronounces my name wrong. its really annoying. It happens ALL the time, wherever I go so I mostly just ignore it but today...
Following on from Invisibles excellent impression of Fozzie bear on my Muppets thread,........ who can you do a "good" impression of? my best impressions are as follows............ the cowardly lion...
I cant believe this, im not happy! I just did a "which muppet are you" on facebook and im not happy with my result! I wanted to be Animal!!!! They told me im Kermit, the dullest bloody muppet of the...
......waiting to be checked in. First lady asks "I hope your death wasn't anything nasty?" 2nd lady says "I froze to death actually" 1st: "How awful!" 2nd: "No, it wasn't that bad really, eventually,...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair. so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a...
Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What!?! How about the bad news? Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday
damn them ............................................ foools .............................. damn them all to hell .......... ever since they sorted the inform you by email a few days ago im now...