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are all teenagers utterlly filthy?!

i know teenagers have a habit of lax hygene and tidyness but i find my step-daughters minging behaviour beyond acceptable standards. like me when i was 15 its messy bedrooms, leaving clothes draped...

Lie-in King

What a result!

I've just watched the last of the miners in Chile being successfully rescued - 33 men in under 22 hours! There are 6 more "lifts" to come, those of the rescuers that so bravely went down to...

milly143

Strange Habits

What strange habits do you have? My top 3 are: 1) When I change the volume on the TV it always has to be on an even number. I hate it if it doesn't show a number. 2) I always put exactly £20...

McMouse

Overheard in Tesco

At the check out a couple were arguing about whose turn it was to pay. The person on the till heard the woman say to the guy, "Stop being a broccoli." With a questioning look the assistant...

jake-the-peg

First coalition split?

Lord Browne has recommended lifting the University fees cap. Leaving the rights an wrongs for another thread - can the Liberals be coerced into backing this - or even abstaining. Dare Cameron risk...

horseshoes

WOOLWORTH

Just out of curiosity, what, if anything, has filled the space left by Woolworth on your High Street?

tamborine

spamming

en masse - check it out ED, on B&S

anotheoldgit

Savages, everyone of them.

http://tinyurl.com/2flwvv5 How on earth have these thuggish savages been allowed to walk free? Should there now be an appeal on behalf of the victim, against the leniency of their sentence, and if the...

lumination

Fiji Visa

anyone know how i get one? can i do it online? thanks!...

lankeela

The Gynaecologist

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she Visited her gynaecologist. 'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, 'you've been seeing me for years.. There's nothing you can't tell me.' 'This one's kind of strange...

ethandron

cleaning the bathroom...

...is a job i hate. have taken to doing it in phases - floor early morning, basin just before lunch, loo awaiting me right now, shower and tiles for late afternoon/early evening. as it's our en-suite...

lumination

Austrailia!

im travelling down the east coast from Cairns to Melbourne via the greyhound bus (i think unless you can suggest something better!). i dont know much about Oz, what do i see/do. any really good places...

R1Geezer

Why do lefties love scroungers so much?

Many of them actually have jobs so on paper they should actually hate the professional scroungers. They don't seem to mind funding innefficeint nonsense jobs in the public sector. They don't seem to...

AB Editor

Ghosts - What do they want eh?

Dear All, A question for those of you who have been supernaturally engaged and those who have read too many ghost stories. Firstly, I'd like to know some universal truths about ghosts: What don't they...

moonraker558

Time Travel

If you could go forwards or backwards in time on a one way only trip where would you go? Who would you like to meet from the past or how far forward would you like to go in to the future? As you can...

poodicat

Do You Make Your Partners Sandwiches For Work

A girl at work said that she made her partners sandwiches,some of the older ones gave her a hard time over it,saying he was a grown man, why are you making them,well do you?

carlton23

Where are you going today?

It`s a glorius day, are you making the most of it?

Andyvon

What is LOL please?

Oh dear, I hope I'm not asking a question with too obvious an answer. I've noticed that many ABers replying to posts sometimes end their reply with the letters 'lol', or they simply type that as a...

Answerprancer

Facebook "...likes it"

Why is everybody going "(name) likes it by the fireside" or "(name) likes it in the coal shed" at the moment ? Who or what started this off ? and (rhetorical question now) why do...