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freshwater loch

Which loch in scotland has the largest expanse of freshwater? Would you say expanse means biggest surface of water or biggest volume of water? Also - Who was scotland's first hero - Robert the Bruce...

marand93

Is you mother in law as frightening as mine?

When she comes round to my house, the mice throw themselves into the traps.

Madmonks

Ambulance Chaser

A drunk comes out of a pub just as an ambulance passes with the blue lights flashing and siren wailing. He immediately sprints after it and chases it for half a mile before collapsing in a heap...

carrust

Book jokes.

Broken windows...by Eva Brick. Unsuccessful lion taming...by Claude Balls. I used to know loads of these....Any more???

Madmonks

Time of day.

We know when morning ends and afternoon begins ( it's in the name ...after noon!) but when does afternoon end and evening begin? When does evening end and night begin? When does night end and morning...

SHALOM

20th century prime minister

Which 20th century prime minister is associated witht he phrase ' you've never had it so good'? Thanks in advance

Madmonks

Stallone's "Cliffhanger" TV spinoff

Does anyone know the name of the tv spinoff series from the film Ciffhanger?

Madmonks

Daily Record �500 Crossword

2dn Native practical intelligence. (6,3) M?T?E? W?T. This has got several people stumped. Please help.

the_bebe_

favourite

i was wondering what peoples favourite quotes were? x

cathywilson

Scottish acts

What does actor Dougray scott and the proclaimers have in Common

vehelpfulguy

Pub jokes

A penguin walks into the pub and says "Has my brother been in" Bartender: "I dont know, whats he look like"

hazelcs

sporting terms quiz for disabled

balestra, crucifix , catch a crab, dunk, goal crease, egg position, burgee, cover, miller, penthouse, roquet , wipe out, spoon, sulky, follower, oxer and laundry

beejaybee

Names of countries

Why is it that most countries in the world are NOT known by what they`re called in that country. EG. Deutchland, Espania, Italia, Cymru etc

whiffey

David Cameron is Left-Handed.

As am I, as were assorted Churchills, George VI, Sydney Carton, and Jane Austen (before he wrote Emma). What more compelling reason could there now be to vote Tory ?

Madmonks