THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE by Benny Hill They said that it could not be done, He said, "Just let me try." They said, "Other men have tried and failed," He answered, "But not I." They said, "It is... ...
Answers are Pantomimes, Christmas Films & Tales. Have come to a grinding halt and the more I look the less I see. Any help appreciated - even just a hint. 8. Bernard and Maurice belong inside... ...
"When You Are Old" WHEN you are old and grey and full of sleep, And nodding by the fire, take down this book, And slowly read, and dream of the soft look Your eyes had once, and of their shadows... ...
On 12th December last year I stupidly tripped and went down on my right side. Was in pain and ended up in hospital for 4 days. CT scan showed I had (as stated on my discharge letter} a minimally... ...
Operation Branchform, the police investigation into Nicola Sturgeon and SNP finances now approaches its fourth year. This "investigation" has taken longer than:- The investigation, arrests, trials... ...
Scotland’s economy gets a massive boost with £800m investment in battery storage by Copenhagen Infrastructure Partners. Two 500MW Battery Energy Storage facilities will be based in Scotland—... ...
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb on AB? • 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. • 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs... ...
I went to the doctors the other day dressed in nothing but clingfilm. I said, "Doc I think I’m going crazy." He said, "I agree. I can clearly see your nuts."
Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot And auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear For auld lang syne We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet For... ...
This New Year there is no way that I am not seeing family and friends dispite any weather conditions, but I am determined So, on New Years Day, the following family will be at the table...... Auntie... ...
My son-in-law's niece is getting married next April. This is his brother's only daughter. She is marrying her partner of 2 years who also happens to be female. "For religious reasons" my... ...
A few more songs for you to puzzle over. Just a bit of fun for everyone on Chrismas Eve. Hope everyone has a lovely day tomorrow. 1. WACIB 2. BC 3. SB 4. RATCT 5. ITMWTOTY 6. LC 7. AIWFCIY 8. ... ...
After a wee fall last week was discharged from hospital on Wednesday night. Small bone broken which will heal itself. Home for Christmas has a special ring to it right now. Best wishes to all... ...
Wee bit of fun - no prizes I'm afraid. Don't think anyone will have a problem with these, all well known. 1. SN 2. GRYMG 3. ITBMW 4. AIAM 5. RATCT 6. ISTSCS 7. DTHWBOH 8. TFN 9. DDMOH 10. JTTW 11.... ...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the... ...
Surprise, surprise. I received a birthday card this morning. It was posted on the 4th of December for my birthday on the 7th. Seven days to travel less than 100 miles - is that a record or par... ...