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Is This True?

Received this from a friend - can't be true surely? Dear Prime Minister The RT. Hon. David Cameron, MP. I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check....
14:38 Sun 08th Apr 201211 answers, last by New Judge 21:36 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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What's it Called?

Want to buy one of these little machines that shaves the "boolies" off your jumpers. Anyone know what they're called?
21:09 Sat 07th Apr 201213 answers, last by maggiebee 22:53 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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Underground Map

Inspired by the 2012 Olympics, London transport chiefs created a special version of their underground railway map by replacing stations with the names of sporting greats but they left out one of the...
19:15 Sat 07th Apr 20126 answers, last by rockyracoon 20:10 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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Happy Easter

All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny! Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can...
18:04 Sat 07th Apr 20122 answers, last by tenrec 18:09 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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Is it me?

Was on another chat site earlier and one dear lady posted this: "Stiff and achy this morning, did too much yesterday though hardly anything compared to someone fit and (dare I say it?) younger!...
11:38 Fri 06th Apr 201219 answers, last by Ann86 16:02 Fri 06th Apr 2012
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Help Needed

Every time I log on to AB, I get the same page - a thread which I contributed to in April 2011. Is this normal or is there a way I can get to eg the home page? Any assistance appreciated....
14:40 Wed 04th Apr 20123 answers, last by snags 14:47 Wed 04th Apr 2012
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More Texts

Sent my friend one of zabado's jokes from yesterday..... "Today is National premature ejaculation day . . . . . . .It was supposed to be tomorrow but . . . . . . . . .." She texted me back...
13:36 Tue 03rd Apr 20122 answers, last by Smowball 15:19 Tue 03rd Apr 2012
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Dislexia

Finding out that there was a new cure for dislexia was music to my Yabbie!
15:40 Fri 30th Mar 20121 answer, last by RATTER15 12:36 Sat 31st Mar 2012
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Petrol Anyone?

I used to go out with a girl who worked in a petrol station. I was absolutely gutted when she dumped me. Now I can't drive past the station without filling up!...
08:31 Fri 30th Mar 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:07 Sun 28th Oct 2012
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Not very PC!

I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked past and said "bloody amazing legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think...
19:48 Thu 29th Mar 20124 answers, last by tenrec 20:34 Fri 30th Mar 2012
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A Day at the Races

Paddy gets stopped towing a horsebox on the motorway. Police ask "Where are you going?" "I'm taking these horses to the races." replies Paddy. "But it's empty" said the...
19:42 Thu 29th Mar 20124 answers, last by karimi 16:08 Tue 12th Feb 2013
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Fat Theology

In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created...
15:55 Mon 26th Mar 20122 answers, last by gordie1 17:45 Mon 16th Apr 2012
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Crosswords

I have never felt so thick for a long time whilst attempting the Sunday Express £1,000 Crossword. Is it just me or was it particularly hard today?
16:47 Sun 25th Mar 20127 answers, last by maggiebee 17:50 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Name Change

David Cameron is backing a campaign for the tower housing Big Ben to be renamed in honour of the Queen. Do you think this will change the way people refer to the tower as "Big Ben" despite...
09:47 Sat 24th Mar 201215 answers, last by em10 19:08 Sat 24th Mar 2012
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Swedish Authors

Almost finished reading all of Camilla Lackberg's books which I'm thoroughly enjoying. Read that if I likes these then I would love Jo Nesbo's books. Has anyone read these?
22:11 Fri 23rd Mar 20128 answers, last by Bambiagain 11:59 Tue 27th Mar 2012
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Granny Tax

Have listened to all that has been said about this post budget. 5 million pensioners is a very large body of voters. I remember years ago a Red Clydesider calling pensioners "The Sleeping...
14:11 Fri 23rd Mar 201249 answers, last by EDDIE51 18:05 Sun 25th Mar 2012
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Government

Received this from a friend. think it may be a bit out of date as it will have been going the rounds for some time. However....... I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Can you...
11:17 Thu 15th Mar 20123 answers, last by ABerrant 21:45 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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Elvis Concert

Went to the SECC Glasgow last night for a totally fabulous Elvis concert. It's on tour so if it's at a venue near you, please try to see it, you'll be blow away. On the downside, I hate getting ripped...
15:07 Mon 12th Mar 201216 answers, last by mccfluff 15:34 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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Sunday Express £1000 Xword

Is the answer to 34d Egham?
12:01 Mon 12th Mar 20123 answers, last by dannyk13 12:04 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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Frozen Windows

Wife by text to husband at work ............ "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "Spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later -...
00:47 Sun 11th Mar 20126 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:06 Sun 11th Mar 2012

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