Received this from a friend - can't be true surely? Dear Prime Minister The RT. Hon. David Cameron, MP. I wish to ask you a Question:- "Is This True?" I refer to the Pension Reality Check....
Inspired by the 2012 Olympics, London transport chiefs created a special version of their underground railway map by replacing stations with the names of sporting greats but they left out one of the...
All I need to know I learned from the Easter Bunny! Don't put all your eggs in one basket. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can...
Was on another chat site earlier and one dear lady posted this: "Stiff and achy this morning, did too much yesterday though hardly anything compared to someone fit and (dare I say it?) younger!...
Every time I log on to AB, I get the same page - a thread which I contributed to in April 2011. Is this normal or is there a way I can get to eg the home page?
Any assistance appreciated....
Sent my friend one of zabado's jokes from yesterday..... "Today is National premature ejaculation day . . . . . . .It was supposed to be tomorrow but . . . . . . . . .." She texted me back...
I used to go out with a girl who worked in a petrol station.
I was absolutely gutted when she dumped me.
Now I can't drive past the station without filling up!...
I went to the pub last night and there was this fat girl dancing on a table. I walked past and said "bloody amazing legs." The girl giggled and said with a smile "Do you really think...
Paddy gets stopped towing a horsebox on the motorway. Police ask "Where are you going?" "I'm taking these horses to the races." replies Paddy. "But it's empty" said the...
In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetable of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. And Satan created...
David Cameron is backing a campaign for the tower housing Big Ben to be renamed in honour of the Queen. Do you think this will change the way people refer to the tower as "Big Ben" despite...
Almost finished reading all of Camilla Lackberg's books which I'm thoroughly enjoying. Read that if I likes these then I would love Jo Nesbo's books. Has anyone read these?
Have listened to all that has been said about this post budget. 5 million pensioners is a very large body of voters. I remember years ago a Red Clydesider calling pensioners "The Sleeping...
Received this from a friend. think it may be a bit out of date as it will have been going the rounds for some time. However....... I bet this will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside! Can you...
Went to the SECC Glasgow last night for a totally fabulous Elvis concert. It's on tour so if it's at a venue near you, please try to see it, you'll be blow away. On the downside, I hate getting ripped...
Wife by text to husband at work ............ "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "Spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later -...