COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION: LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck MEGA...
Can't believe it, just looked out and the garden is white. Hope this is not a taste of more to come, thought we were getting off lightly this winter...
Just heard that the Dalai Lama is coming to Dundee in June this year. Apparently has taken 6 years of negotiation to get him here so I'm going to try to get tickets to hear him. Chance in a lifetime I...
I want to re-tile my kitchen with mosaic type tiles. Already tiled with 6" square tiles. Would it be better to remove existing tiles, or can I put new tiles on top? Just want an easy life lol
Up in Yorkshire A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the...
The New Teacher Is a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a wa' Dad Is a dog a dug She's gonny warm ma ear Dad Instead o' skelp ma lug. Ma teacher's...
Friends sent me these - didn't think Jokes site appropriate but will stand corrected. These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website...
Did anyone watch this programme which was on last night (possibly a series). About a Muslim who found out he had been adopted and that he was in fact a Jew. Very funny as he tried to come to terms...
Then let us pray that come it may, (As come it will for a' that,) That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth, Shall bear the gree, an' a' that, For a' that, an' a' that, It's coming yet for a' that, That...