Friends sent me these - didn't think Jokes site appropriate but will stand corrected. These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website...
Did anyone watch this programme which was on last night (possibly a series). About a Muslim who found out he had been adopted and that he was in fact a Jew. Very funny as he tried to come to terms...
Then let us pray that come it may, (As come it will for a' that,) That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth, Shall bear the gree, an' a' that, For a' that, an' a' that, It's coming yet for a' that, That...
Somebody on singing the Proclaimers song Sunshine on Leith, quite a good voice but not a song for the New Year methinks. Much prefer Craig Hill doing it lol
This in on the reverse side of an old 78 record from the 50s The sun will soon be rising on the morning of another day – The first day of the New Year. What can I wish that this day, this year...
Just looked out the window into the gloom and it's snowing. Not some half hearted attempt, but really tipping it down. New year plans will be up the spout if this carries on lol
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack....
Still stuck on a few link words - any help appreciated. e.g. Quick....... silver ....... Wedding Bleak....... ? ..........Land Broad...... ? ..........Stocking Water...... ? ..........Blind...
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So He called one of His angels and sent the angel to earth for a time. When he returned, he told God,...
This has probably been asked before so apologies in advance.
Genus of flowering Mediterranean plants in family Brassicaceae that includes Rocket 5 letters beginning with an E...
Came down the stairs in tears - couldn't sleep. She was scared Santa wouldn't stop. Been a good gran and cosied into her for 15 minutes and told her I'd written to Santa and told him how good she had...