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Yet another Joke

COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION: LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove. DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck MEGA...
16:16 Fri 20th Jan 20122 answers, last by marval 16:40 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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2nd Joke

On the other hand.........you have different fingers.
16:11 Fri 20th Jan 20121 answer, last by Zhukov 16:12 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Joke?

Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
16:10 Fri 20th Jan 20121 answer, last by Zhukov 16:11 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Snow

Can't believe it, just looked out and the garden is white. Hope this is not a taste of more to come, thought we were getting off lightly this winter...
23:48 Thu 19th Jan 201218 answers, last by boxtops 09:24 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Paul Weller

See that Paul Weller and his new 25 year old wife have given their twins "unusual" names - John Paul and Bowie. So what's unusual?
15:36 Tue 17th Jan 201213 answers, last by craft1948 19:45 Tue 17th Jan 2012
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Dalai Lama

Just heard that the Dalai Lama is coming to Dundee in June this year. Apparently has taken 6 years of negotiation to get him here so I'm going to try to get tickets to hear him. Chance in a lifetime I...
11:10 Tue 17th Jan 20124 answers, last by naomi24 11:33 Tue 17th Jan 2012
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Tiling a kitchen

I want to re-tile my kitchen with mosaic type tiles. Already tiled with 6" square tiles. Would it be better to remove existing tiles, or can I put new tiles on top? Just want an easy life lol
23:17 Sat 14th Jan 201212 answers, last by content123 22:55 Thu 22nd Mar 2012
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Where has my avatar disappeared to. If anyone finds it, please return - small reward!
21:57 Fri 13th Jan 20123 answers, last by quinie 22:49 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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Only in Yorkshire?

Up in Yorkshire A rugby league fan is drinking in a Yorkshire bar, when he gets a call on his mobile phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the...
19:58 Fri 13th Jan 20122 answers, last by craft1948 01:00 Sun 15th Jan 2012
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Sorry, no English Translation

The New Teacher Is a dove a doo Dad Is a doo a dove Is a cow a coo Dad A sparrow jist a spyug And is a wall a wa' Dad Is a dog a dug She's gonny warm ma ear Dad Instead o' skelp ma lug. Ma teacher's...
19:53 Fri 13th Jan 201212 answers, last by slinky.kate 15:25 Wed 07th Aug 2013
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Australian Humour

Friends sent me these - didn't think Jokes site appropriate but will stand corrected. These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website...
12:02 Fri 13th Jan 20127 answers, last by Baldric 18:33 Fri 13th Jan 2012
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I, Robot

Thinking of watching this film on TV. Anyone seen it and what did you think of it?
22:00 Wed 11th Jan 20126 answers, last by owdhamer 22:09 Wed 11th Jan 2012
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Wild Animals

Friend sent me this - worth a look? ...
11:01 Mon 09th Jan 20127 answers, last by McMouse 12:02 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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Infidel

Did anyone watch this programme which was on last night (possibly a series). About a Muslim who found out he had been adopted and that he was in fact a Jew. Very funny as he tried to come to terms...
11:31 Sat 07th Jan 201212 answers, last by Ankou 13:43 Mon 09th Jan 2012
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Bob Holness

Just heard that Bob Holness has died. Does anyone have any info?
14:56 Fri 06th Jan 201221 answers, last by marval 19:23 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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Next Try

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18:42 Wed 04th Jan 20124 answers, last by Bambiagain 19:01 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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TESTING

WILL IT WORK?
17:09 Wed 04th Jan 201217 answers, last by maggiebee 18:38 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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Help Needed - Mark Rae maybe?

Sorry to ask yet again but could you explain for a simpleton like me how to put a You Tube clip on to Chatterbank.
16:53 Wed 04th Jan 20127 answers, last by AB Editor 17:07 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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Wish for 2012

Then let us pray that come it may, (As come it will for a' that,) That Sense and Worth, o'er a' the earth, Shall bear the gree, an' a' that, For a' that, an' a' that, It's coming yet for a' that, That...
20:36 Sun 01st Jan 20128 answers, last by owdhamer 18:23 Mon 02nd Jan 2012

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