A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so *** if it's... ...
Went to see a wonderful film yesterday called typist artist pirate king. The screening was part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival but will be on general release soon. The film is a... ...
WARNING This site requires no physical fitness programme, everyone around here gets plenty of exercise. 1. Jumping to conclusions 2. Flying off the handle 3.Running their mouths 4. Kicking posters in... ...
Watched the last episode of this four parter last night. Seemed to fizzle out like a damp squib and I was really disappointed at the end. Anyone else watch this?
Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...
LETS LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?" "I don't know son." "Dad. who discovered penicillin?" "I've no idea son." "Dad. what's the capital of Italy?" "I haven't a clue son." "Dad, you don't mind me asking...
Have just been reading that his daughter has received £150,000 from the charity. Surely this can't be right?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/.../captain-sir-tom-moore.../...
Word of the Day - PRESSTITUTE Journalists and talking heads in the mainstream media who give biased and predetermined views in favour of the government and corporations, thus neglecting their...
Help needed and running out of time! Questions with a town or city in the answer 52. Completely crazy, insane 57. Famous event involving a Protestant Boy (something to do with Derry??) Thanks for any...
Did you know............. It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach A human hair can hold 3 kg The length of a penis as three times the length of the thumb The femur is as hard...
