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Oops

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There's no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early to go to your uncle's funeral, he came here looking for you....
11:42 Mon 24th Jul 20234 answers, last by DTCwordfan 06:49 Tue 25th Jul 2023
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Vince Hil

So sorry to hear of the death of Vince Hill at age 89. One of my teenage heroes. RIP Vince
09:58 Sun 23rd Jul 20234 answers, last by barry1010 11:19 Sun 23rd Jul 2023
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Hold Your Tongue

Agnes is in the butcher's shop. A young lady is walking around the shop looking at the various displays of meat. The lady gets to the counter and points to a large piece of meat inside the glass...
16:51 Thu 06th Jul 20231 answer, last by Chipchopper 06:56 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Wedding

Two slices of bread got married ......... The ceremony was going great until somebody decided to toast the bride and groom....
10:51 Thu 06th Jul 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:41 Thu 06th Jul 2023
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Lucky?

Just saw this bloke going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet. I thought "he's pushing his luck."...
10:19 Tue 04th Jul 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 10:49 Tue 04th Jul 2023
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Time Please

An electrician didn't get home until after 2 am His wife asked "Wire you insulate?" He replied "Watts it to you, I'm ohm aren't I?" ......
23:58 Mon 03rd Jul 202316 answers, last by DTCwordfan 18:50 Tue 04th Jul 2023
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Confession

An elderly man who lived on the outskirts of the village went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War Two,...
10:23 Sun 02nd Jul 20233 answers, last by DTCwordfan 12:17 Mon 03rd Jul 2023
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Gym Anyone?

Fitness Instructor: "Have you ever done a marathon?" Me: "You mean like on Netflix?"...
18:28 Sat 01st Jul 20232 answers, last by skipandtry 10:21 Thu 14th Sep 2023
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Question Time

Did anyone watch this programme last night? I personally thought it was a bit of a shambles and audience members seemed to talk more sense than those on the panel. Didn't know who Dia Chakravarty was...
14:28 Fri 30th Jun 20234 answers, last by douglas9401 23:55 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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Tap Here

Q. What do you call a retired shoe repairers convention. A. A load of old cobblers....
14:05 Fri 30th Jun 20238 answers, last by Patsy33 17:48 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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Shelterbox Fruit & Veg Quiz - Closing Date 31St Auguts

Have just managed to get 24!
15:03 Thu 29th Jun 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 16:05 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Shelterbox Fruit & Veg Quiz - Closing Date 31St August

Brain dead trying to puzzle out these clues. Can anyone point me in the right direction please? 10 Start reading a diary in school house (6) 12 Made her cry (6) 13 Dickensian character has no right to...
15:00 Thu 29th Jun 202313 answers, last by sadielady 15:17 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Bargain Car

Wullie was reading a classified ad in the local paper where a woman was selling her brand new car. It had only 3,000 miles. "Like new," the ad boasted. "Mint condition. £75.00." He laughed to himself,...
15:00 Wed 28th Jun 20237 answers, last by Tilly2 21:42 Wed 28th Jun 2023
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Literature Quote

This quote popped up on my page today. Does anyone know which book it comes from? · “The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was...
14:39 Wed 28th Jun 202314 answers, last by jno 19:36 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Are Ye Dancing?

We've got a bird of prey that only dances to 80s music at night....... Our kestrel maneuvers in the dark.......
13:12 Tue 27th Jun 20234 answers, last by Barsel 13:48 Tue 27th Jun 2023
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Scam

I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from Pakistan. This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the...
00:12 Tue 27th Jun 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:51 Tue 27th Jun 2023
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Fitting?

An old lady went into a bar in Ibiza and saw a man with his feet propped upon a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The old woman asked the man if it's true what they say about men with...
14:59 Mon 26th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 15:03 Mon 26th Jun 2023
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Lids?

The funeral of the ma n who invented Tupperware has been postponed. They're still trying to find the correct lid for his coffin...
15:03 Sun 25th Jun 20232 answers, last by retrocop 15:17 Sun 25th Jun 2023
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Fun For The Scots

IT'S A PURE DEAD GIVE-AWAY THAT YOU'RE SCOTTISH IF :- 1. You consider scattered showers with outbreaks of sunshine as good weather. 2. The only sausage you like is square. 3. You were forced to do...
14:58 Sun 25th Jun 202345 answers, last by sivam 15:08 Mon 26th Jun 2023
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Yummy

Got caught stealing a leg of lamb from Tesco's! Security said "What are you doing with that?" I said "spuds, peas and gravy would be nice."...
15:18 Sat 24th Jun 2023

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