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Blackpool

My friend George bought his wife a fur coat made out of 3,600 hamster skins and took her to Blackpool. He couldn't get her off the big wheel for two days....
09:05 Sat 21st Oct 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 09:08 Sat 21st Oct 2023
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Stormy Weather

Storm Babet is alive and well.  Can't remember the last time we had a storm like this.  Luckily I live on high ground and have never had a problem with flooding. //A Met Office warning for the... ...
15:46 Thu 19th Oct 202359 answers, last by fraser 17:17 Sat 21st Oct 2023
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Dame Maggie Smith

Went to see the new Maggie Smith film this afternoon. It's called The Miracle Club and, much as I liked the cast, the storyline is poor.  No surprises, very predictable and not one I would... ...
16:01 Wed 18th Oct 202310 answers, last by fender62 19:29 Wed 18th Oct 2023
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Fao Mallyh

Thanks so much for suggesting The Americans for my next binge watch.  Am just loving it.
12:46 Tue 17th Oct 20234 answers, last by mallyh 21:51 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Dance

The man who invented the ballet dancers skirt was at a loss what to call it.  Then he put 2 and 2 together!
09:36 Tue 17th Oct 20233 answers, last by William51 09:46 Tue 17th Oct 2023
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Weather

I wrote a play about the weather, and I got 5 actors dressed as clouds for the rehearsal. On the opening night, 6 clouds turned up. It was overcast.
09:43 Mon 16th Oct 20239 answers, last by maggiebee 16:11 Mon 16th Oct 2023
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Catty?

A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He'll be so *** if it's... ...
15:13 Thu 12th Oct 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:27 Fri 13th Oct 2023
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Film

Went to see a wonderful film yesterday called typist artist pirate king.  The screening was part of the Scottish Mental Health Arts Festival but will be on general release soon.   The film is a... ...
15:45 Wed 11th Oct 20231 answer, last by Rosie29 15:59 Wed 11th Oct 2023
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Binge Watch

Just finished binge watching two series of "Crime".  Very dark but I loved it.  Any ideas for my next binge watch?
09:17 Tue 03rd Oct 202330 answers, last by Redhelen72 14:29 Fri 06th Oct 2023
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Warning

WARNING This site requires no physical fitness programme, everyone around here gets plenty of exercise.   1. Jumping to conclusions 2.  Flying off the handle 3.Running their mouths 4. Kicking posters in... ...
10:55 Mon 02nd Oct 202314 answers, last by nicebloke1 20:17 Mon 02nd Oct 2023
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Biscuits

Bought some Nice biscuits when I was out today.  Some people pronounce it "Nice" but I pronounce it "Nice".  How do you pronounce it?
15:53 Fri 29th Sep 202328 answers, last by rowanwitch 07:55 Sat 30th Sep 2023
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The Inheritance

Watched the last episode of this four parter last night.  Seemed to fizzle out like a damp squib and I was really disappointed at the end.  Anyone else watch this?
10:18 Tue 26th Sep 202311 answers, last by Patsy33 11:42 Thu 28th Sep 2023
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Identity

Well, starting next week, each day I am going to identify as a different type of bread Roll on Monday
11:48 Sun 24th Sep 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 16:58 Sun 24th Sep 2023
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Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
14:50 Fri 22nd Sep 2023
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Lock-Out

She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
12:35 Thu 21st Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:40 Thu 21st Sep 2023
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...
12:07 Mon 18th Sep 20233 answers, last by Canary42 12:16 Mon 18th Sep 2023
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Ants

LETS LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
09:45 Sun 17th Sep 202362 answers, last by maggiebee 11:32 Mon 18th Sep 2023
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Mike Yarwood

This versatile comedian and impressionist died today aged 82. Apologies if this has already been posted.
13:42 Sat 09th Sep 20237 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:40 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Questions

"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?" "I don't know son." "Dad. who discovered penicillin?" "I've no idea son." "Dad. what's the capital of Italy?" "I haven't a clue son." "Dad, you don't mind me asking...
09:12 Sat 09th Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 09:31 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Captain Sir Tom Moore

Have just been reading that his daughter has received £150,000 from the charity. Surely this can't be right? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/.../captain-sir-tom-moore.../...
20:56 Thu 07th Sep 202335 answers, last by nicebloke1 11:04 Fri 08th Sep 2023