A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try. "I've tried to be a secretary and...
Sometimes Mom in passing Would pat you on the back And sometimes in passing She'd show you the right track. Sometimes Mom in passing Would say, "You sure look nice!" And sometimes in passing She...
Here's a song specially for all you wonderful Mothers out there. Sadly, I lost my Mother in 1987 (when I was 33). What is your favourite Mother-related song? This one always brings a lump to my...
My darling daughter wrote this inside the card she sent me: My Mother Kept a Garden My mother kept a garden, a garden of the heart She planted all the good things that gave my life its start She...
This is the best general forum site I've seen and there seem to be regular posters and a wealth of educated people willing to educate and discuss a variety of topics. And although I've not been an...
All hail the victorious "Cream Eggheads". We won a local quiz tonight - ten rounds of 10 questions and we only got 4 wrong. Mind you, it was a rather easy quiz so we won't get carried away lol....
Pirate walks into a pub.................................................A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his crotch. The barmaid says "Hey did you know there is a steering...
I allways do as I think "that might have been one of mine if things had not gone so well for us" but when I handed £3 over today the young man just put the money in his pocket and turned away, not...
Aghhh! I am so annoyed this morning and I think I'm having either some kind of mental breakdown, or a premature midlife crisis. Or both. As you know, I met a guy not so long ago, and he was a bit of a...
While having dinner with friends yesterday we got onto the subject of books we've read of late. My host told me about a biography he had read of George Sith. I sat there waiting for the lightbulb to...
A survey by Lord Ashcroft's ConservativeHome blog found... // Only 7% of Tories think they can win the next election while three-quarters think Ed Miliband will be PM Survey of 1,800 Tory members...
Why is it becoming increasingly common for people to hold their knife like a pencil? How do they actually cut anything like that? Were they not taught any table manners?
Yesterday morning I noticed that my eyelid was slightly discoloured, darker than usual. I didn't give it too much trout until last night when it appeared to be slight swollen and I thought I could see...