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DangerUXD
Anyone seen it? What do you think? Not a patch on the old one IMHO, writing seems as good as ever but I think the three main characters are all wrong, especially Humphrey and Bernard.
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Tilly2
Do you need to lose some weight? Be honest. I need to lose six pounds to get back to my 'day I got married weight' which was 9st 3lb, 34 years ago....
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Jemisa
A man and a woman meet in a Lift. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to the blood bank to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "They don't pay you...."...
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yinyang
I know all you animal lovers on here always give some good advice and I could really use some now. Sorry, this is going to be a long one . Basically, 15 months ago our cat Nibbler, who was 2 at the...
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Jemisa
Lovers help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant,...
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Georgiesmum
Is it cold enough for you? We had a heavy frost overnight and it went down to nearly minus five degrees.Brr.
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redvanman
£140.OOO.000 of tax payers money paid out for interpeters last year in this country why do people live in a country for 20 year and more and dont learn to speak the language ??? ansers please...
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Jemisa
Kids Talk About Love "What does love mean?" These are answers from 4 to 8 year olds. When my grandma got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe nails anymore. So my grandpa does it for...
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desktop
i think this is form of blackmail and so does mr desktop never mind my cooker two jets only working how about that neither of us want this meeting the solicitor said hes been given a week to see if we...
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abstibus
RTE News has just said there was horsemeat in 29% (think I got that right) of burgers tested and sold in many major supermarkets in Ireland. No major risk to health, however. That's a big consolation....
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bibblebub
Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again. (The Wizard Of Oz) Any more?...
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Smowball
NOT what I need before I go to work. Just had a call from my son's geography teacher(yes at this time in the morning!). Said son didnt attend a level 3 detention after school yesterday. Another one!...
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Georgiesmum
Sorry, i forgot to ask on my last thread,what flavour crisps do you prefer?
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bednobs
My daughter is coming up for a year old, I would like to have another baby as my family doesn't feel complete. How on earth do those of you who have more than 1 manage to split your time and emotions...
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youngmafbog
Will we see the Bulgarians and Romanians taking over from the Poles? How will our schools cope let alone out benefits systems that will no doubt be milked....
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maggiebee
Are there any greeting card makers out there? Received two at Christmas and they are lovely so thought I might give it a try. Any suggestions on how to get started would be appreciated.
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Icurun
of when you tell lies and make up tales they will eventually come back and haunt you. What do you think?...
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Icurun
and some of you lucky people have snow. It's not fair....
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AlwaysConfused
I just dropped a horrific fart in the apple store. Everyone's pissed off, but it not my fault they don't have windows
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gollob
Only the other morning she came in the bathroom when I was having a bath. She sank all my boats. I bought her a water bed but we still drifted apart A woman who thinks a way to a mans heart is through...

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