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On The Bus...

An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green,red,orange,blue,and yellow. The old man Just stared. Every time the young man...

fbg40

Well, It Is Nearly Christmas..................read On !

Just found out that the most common owl in the British Isles is the .....................wait for...

ladybirder

What Do Abers Think Of What Morrissey Has To Say?

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/12/12/morrissey-attacks-royal-family-jacintha-saldanha-death_n_2284352.html?utm_hp_ref=uk...

furrypusscat

Pusscat.

I don't know how he manages it. Just mopped kitchen and porch floor and pusscat wants to go through before it has had chance to dry!!! He was fast asleep on back bed when I started it. He always...

Jemisa

He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit...

sandyRoe

Ravi Shankar Rip

Just heard the sad news.

friedgreentomato

Happy Birthday Fluff

I hope today brings you everything you desire xxxxx

cupid04

See how far this goes again [part 3]

Anyone at all can join in. I'll start you with a song title or a lyric from a song and all you have to do is add one of your own that is connected to the last however tenuous that might be. Why does...

kitty123

Which mince pies do you like the best? I like gregg's with icing sugar on.

Which are your favourite shop bought mince pies? I like the ones from Gregg's with icing sugar on and also the iced mince pies from Asda and Sainsbury's....

2sp_

Skin Tags

I'm getting some skin tags removed on Thursday. Bit nervous, and was wondering if anyone knows how it's done? Am I right in thinking they freeze them off? Do I get a wee local anaesthetic? And, the...

postman44

Christmas Shopping Quiz

15. these could be colourful or used to shoot arrows 19. taking leaves and berries he threw a lot around and made it 20. is this seasonal plant more at home in the desert(2) 21. can eric and les...

adrianben

If You Could Watch A Film Of Your Choice .....

Now. What film would you choose ?

excelsior-1

I Resigned My Job At ......

...... the inland revenue. . . it was too taxing...

Groupie

When I Was Young

I always thought a bowl was for a haircut

sarafo

What Is The Name Of The Song?

taka takata... nuk do.... taka takata ... yeah yeah yeah ... di di di the melody is like this... http://www.watzatsong.com/uploads/samples/c0d96b97bc8911b8f022ec29533ca658.mp3...

boxtops

Round Tuit

Has anyone got one?

Jemisa

'rodeo'

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called 'rodeo'. His friend said, "No what is it?" "Well, you mount your wife from the back, reach...

TobyLaRhone

Weeweechu

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on the beach by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, baby, let's do Weeweechu." "Oh...

slinky.kate

Vegeterian Meat Loaf

is there such a thing and where can i get it,everyone has gone veggie on me

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