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maggiebee
Just received a letter telling me my £200 winter fuel payment will be in my bank within the next three weeks. Time to put on the central heating methinks?
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sandy10
stuck on a few please anyone? 11a: knob for gaining entrance(4,6)??O???E??? 13a:bank branch identifier (4,4) S???C??? 15a:pupil in primary or secondary education(11)?????L???L? 21a:tending to take...
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malagabob
She knelt before me on the shed floor, tugging gently at first then with more vigour. I let out a moan as it came . Now for the other boot.
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albaqwerty
just looked at mine. Anyone got perky nice feet?...
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purlig
8a remote chance taken by a sniper L---/S-O- 14a in danger and he exploded a small bomb -A-D/-----D- 10d get out of the way when the rack is empty -T---/C-E-R...
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Jemisa
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked...
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abstibus
Was anyone watching a Jonathon Ross show where a guest said she had developed some kind of device (can't think of a better word) to allow long trousers to be temporarily shortened so that they could...
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mccfluff
help, im coughing so hard i make myself sick :-( have got docs at 5 but i think i might be finally morphing into a cat, i resemble murph tryng to bring up a fur ball..... anything i can take???? have...
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albaqwerty
of a certain brand. I have a yearning. Anyone else got a secret yearning for a tasteless food?...
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eyedesign95
My wife and I are have problems at home. I recently went through our phone bill and notice an excessive number of calls between her and an ex boyfriend. She down played it stating that they are just...
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wolf63
Every so often I find myself wandering up the stairs in my 'flat' and young Frankie is wandering down with a pen, pony tail band or a leg from a pair of glasses in his mouth. I usually find the leg...
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erb56
stuck on last one .....92 a community dweller ( 8 )... _ i _ _ _ g_ r thanks for your help .............
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shyjane
Any advice on after care for a belly button piercing. I had it done yesterday, it bled quite a bit initially. Just feels sore now. I didn't sleep too well as I sleep on my tummy.
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pastafreak
Is it just me...this has got to be one of the ugliest items I've ever seen on ebay http://www.ebay.co.uk...s&hash=item4d040d447c...
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AndiFlatland
It seems that all food cans have rippled sides, and concentric rings on the top and bottom lids. Why is this? Why are they not just plain, smooth metal?
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sunny-dave
At Any Given Moment : 79,000,000 people are engaged in sexual intercourse ... 58,000,000 are kissing ... 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex ... and 1 lonely bugger is reading this. . . . . . You...
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FredPuli43
Never smile? Standard confident stride down the runway, half turn, pause, stride back, and a look thoughout that says "I hate this job. Will it never end?"
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EcclesCake
If you are expecting visitors to your home do you run around like a lune making sure the house is immaculate and add touches that you'd never usually bother with, e.g. fresh flowers in the loo. Or do...
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carrust
Unsuccessful lion taming.......Claude Balls Russian Wrestling.......Itor Abollockoff Broken Windows.....Eva Brick Any more???...

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