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Little Johnny

asks his dad for a telly in his room. He reluctantly agrees. Next day Johnny comes downstairs and asks 'Dad what is love juice?' Dad looks horrified and tells Johnny all about sex. Johnny sits there...

Georgiesmum

COUNCIL LEAVES.

What do you all thiink about this argument going on about John Humphries and the councils leaves? Who do you think is right and who is wrong? He is being accused of stealing them now. For anyone who...

albaqwerty

Odd things which set you off

There was a picture of an amphibious vehicle on a thread, which sent me back in time to when my dad was still around. I think of him daily, but sometimes it can be a full-on get the hankies out. Just...

Jeza

Bill Tarmey

It was been announced that Bill Tarmey aka Jack Duckworth has died in Tenerife aged 71. Sad news I liked him. RIP

marval

Misunderstandings 2

I have just got back from the North Pole. On closer inspection Mum's note says my train set is in the attic. Sky Sports News: Katie Price has admitted she has been training all of her life for the...

EcclesCake

First thought of what this slipper is?

Well I looked at this and saw a rhino..... http://s7v1.scene7.co...wis/000344902?$list4$...

quizzer01

lovatts stinker

last one set right (8) di?a?u?e many thanks...

sadielady

Good News

Good Morning I hope you will allow me to share my good news with you all. After 7 years of trying, numerous tests, much sadness and heartache my lovely son and daughter in law are pregnant thanks to...

McMouse

Hard Of Hearing

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?" The woman turns...

dave1948

Catholic Herald

Yes it's Friday and I'm struggling 13d Odd footnote:US lawyer picked up three instances,initially of Paul passing through here (7) ??H?R?C 8a Habits within habits, perhaps (7) P???A?S I often wonder...

peanut247

crusader today

17a sent the card to a student of building ??t?e???l...

Lisa-Bee

Keiths Crossword

33A Speyside village, loch near fort william or upper Forth (6) ?a?g?n

Coldicote

Deal or No Deal

I don't understand 'Deal or No Deal'. Selecting a small figure seems to attract more applause than the large sums. What actually is the object of the game and how is it supposed to be played?

Krausse

I love the smell of napalm in the morning !

Actually I like the smell of Imperial leather. What smell do you like ? (see what i did there?)...

01mpatel

if you were to die, what would be the last message you tell your loved ones?

(it can be as short or long as you want) Thank You

piggynose

Congrats Celtic!!

what a tigerish performance, plus a spectacular 2nd goal

mintymow

Linen for Hospital Bed

My husband needs a hospital bed at home. Does anyone know where I can get linen for it. I don't think stndard single would fit.

youngmafbog

Should cyclists use the road as a race track?

Is it acceptable to be racing along (I'm guessing he was not poodling along like I do) the highway with your entourage? The highway is not a race track and if you race in a car or bike you would be...

jd_1984

IM A CELEB!!

http://tellymix.co.uk...a-celebrity-2012.html The usual mix of has beens and wannabees. But I always watch.... More so for Ant and Dec and the challenges not because I care one iota who wins and how...