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Where the hell is it?

I shall be spending most of the next week at My mother`s house clearing out years of rubbish. I`ve made a start this week and so far have discovered. 11 new handbags......she only ever used one tatty...

slinky.kate

solar paneling

now that they have stopped the loft insulations i am getting calls for solar paneling,does anyone else get them?

Jemisa

My next life...

I want to live my next life backwards! You start out dead and get that out of the way right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the...

Caran

Bl**dy hamster again

Hoovered this morning, discovered Maggie had eaten the carpet away in 2 corners of the room, a real heap of pulled, chewed wool. This was from when I let her run loose in the house. She will not have...

Mike25

Stones on grass verge

Is this illegal? I have a grass verge in front of my house about a metre wide, opposite is a field entrance. Tractors park on the grass verge and when swinging into the field they rip it to shreds. I...

FrillyPancake

Ok guys what's the most exciting thing.....

That's happened to you today??? Me? Making spag Bol, marinated chicken (thanks guys), and salad choppoing for week ahead. Not exciting at all I add..... Not been feeling well at all today in fact...

joggerjayne

I've Finally Done It

I've just been on the "Eye" I only went out for a coffee. It was quite jolly. Only £8. There's a commentary by Steve Coogan! (I mean, recorded ... he doesn't sit in the pod with you)....

gness

My Grandson will love me

After years of embarrassing my children with my odd sense of humour, being an accident waiting to happen and my often peculiar dress sense I was happy to have grandchildren enabling me to continue...

smurf

fiji quiz

i know ive asked these before but closing date looming answers are to do with sport 64 out in barnsley since june 2009 71 9th over the line but still double 1st for miss brown in what thanks for any...

joeluke

The Russian.....

.....has taken first place, closely followed by the Lithuanian and the two Polish, the Greek and the Pakistani are battling it out for the fifth position, while once again the British have to settle...

maggiebee

Cliques

Do you think there are any "cliques" on the AB site? Sometimes feel that there are "in" jokes and some seem to know each other rather well. Am I being paranoid?

Bazile

Misuse of words

What misuse of words do you frequently hear . I have just heard someone state that they 'writ' it down - instead of 'wrote' it down...

Crasher!

Sunday Express £1000 Crossword.

Couldn't believe my eyes this morning when I opened the paper. I only went and won the £1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

brionon

Mo Farar

When he wins he's British. If he loses is he Scottish ?

porkchop

Night visitors

Over the past few mornings I have small silvery streaks on my kitchen floor from some night time intruder,. Any idea of what they are? Thanks.

Duncer

Calling the Samaratins

A lady rang the Samaratins in an emotional and highly distressed state. "Help me please, I'm desperate" she said to the person on the end of the line. "What is wrong madam?" asked...

Caran

Bl**dy hamster

She has given me a real fright tonight. We have been out with friends tonight, when we come in she is prostrate against the bars. This usually signifies she wants to come out, I tickle her tummy then...