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madiba

Retirement Age

MEN LIVE to an average age of 70, whilst women carry on till they're 78. On my 70th birthday I fully intend to have a sex change operation in order to claim my extra 8 years. And I jolly well expect...
06:14 Wed 11th Jul 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:55 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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ELVIS68

Rubbish joke......

As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right?" "Yes, I'm sure," she replied,...
09:12 Wed 11th Jul 20128 answers, last by marval 15:54 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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erin-x

Giving blood....

Can you give blood if you are taking iron tablets?
23:45 Tue 10th Jul 201226 answers, last by erin-x 23:03 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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Mamyalynne

Night night song from Mamya♥

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23:24 Tue 10th Jul 201230 answers, last by Arksided 01:19 Wed 11th Jul 2012
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marval

Stressed Out

If you're stressing out, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others. 1. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 2. I started out with nothing & still have...
19:06 Tue 10th Jul 20125 answers, last by maggiebee 23:28 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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maggiebee

Celebration Mass

Wasn't sure where to place this question but CB seems as good a place as any. I am going to Malta on Thursday and will be attending a Celebration Mass on Saturday followed by a reception. As I'm not a...
10:55 Tue 10th Jul 201210 answers, last by Duncer 15:22 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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pdq1

Why should pensioners receive these free government handouts?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18778359 It is costing the NHS £bns to give out free prescriptive medicines to pensioners many of whom can afford to pay for themselves. They also receive free bus...
10:53 Tue 10th Jul 2012132 answers, last by lady-janine 23:39 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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LochNessMonster

Do you or did you ever have a nickname and what was it ?

The only name I was to be called was Tuesday, as after my mammy gave birth to me she said to my daddy "Let's call it a day dear ?"
08:24 Tue 10th Jul 201229 answers, last by mightyWBA 12:51 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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denis567

SomethinK, nothinK, everythinK etc

I have brought this up before, but why do some people pronounce words like something, nothing and everything with a K at the end, rather than ing. I was watching the first programme in the new series...
22:11 Mon 09th Jul 201285 answers, last by 2shortplanks 12:13 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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wildwood

The shredder

A young engineer was leaving the office at 5.45pm when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the CEO, "this is a very...
22:52 Mon 09th Jul 20127 answers, last by D97x7 18:56 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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mrsmaveric

someone has asked on twitter....[seriously]

''is wimbledon held in london every year?''...what is the silliest question you have ever heard???...or asked???
22:04 Mon 09th Jul 201235 answers, last by Canary42 00:21 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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ClinkatyClank

Year 8 at comprehensive

How old would someone school student be if they were in year 8 at comp ?
21:35 Mon 09th Jul 201240 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:59 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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friedgreentomato

How many have you read?

According to a recent BBC poll the average is 6 books - how many can you claim to have read? I have read 64!! Wow!! 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR...
16:52 Mon 09th Jul 2012117 answers, last by TheWinner 23:31 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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mike11111

Really should have gone to Specsavers...

...thrust out my arm this morning to stop the bus; turned out to be the corporation dustcart. The cheeky sod driving it had the nerve to say, "Hop in the back, mate, we're going your way,"...
13:05 Mon 09th Jul 201225 answers, last by julia-mag 14:56 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Mags22

Local quiz -

Thanks Maggiebee - I knew it was staring me in the face!!!!! take it you are a fellow Scot?
12:59 Mon 09th Jul 20121 answer, last by maggiebee 13:00 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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Mags22

Local quiz -

answers are flowers - 1) a pebble and part of a whip 2)essential in music 3)a well dressed beast 4)prickly joint
12:36 Mon 09th Jul 20125 answers, last by katburd 13:15 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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lilypoppyfre

how to get rid of....

I have recently been "helped" by my daughter to lighten my wardrobe and am now trying to dispose of dozens of plastic and wooden coathangers..... Charity shops do not want them, nor do...
12:31 Mon 09th Jul 201213 answers, last by heathfield 15:19 Tue 10th Jul 2012
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Steve Klein

D. Express Big Monday

Only have one half of the final clue to complete but it's alluding me at the moment. Appreciate any help. 25d. Celebration of the Roman Catholic and Protestant Eucharist without music and incense. 2...
11:40 Mon 09th Jul 20124 answers, last by sibton 12:26 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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L00fah100

Hula hoops

I'm thinking of getting a weighted one to help strengthen my core, obliques and abdominal muscles. Have you used one for fitness before and what would be the best weight to get? Amazon has many but...
11:25 Mon 09th Jul 201211 answers, last by tinkerbell23 22:42 Mon 09th Jul 2012
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emmie

British sport

why do so many denigrate, downplay our British sportsmen and women One thread from yesterday was about Andy Murray losing. The media do this a lot. I reckon that we have some of the best sportsmen and...
08:47 Mon 09th Jul 201223 answers, last by em10 18:15 Tue 10th Jul 2012

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