This was in Quebec according to the blurb. Apparently Bill Gates gave a speech at a High School about eleven (11) things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good,...
Saw a old friend today he had a large bump on his head, I said "what happened to you" he said "this chap started throwing words at him that began with the letter T" he went on to...
I have a new granddaughter :-)
Her name is Lucy and she was born at 4am today.
My daughter and her daughter are both fine and I'm really looking forward to seeing them this afternoon....
I am stuck on a couple The clue is deferment 10 across 4 letters ?t?y short highpitched noise 5 letters b?e?p of excellent quality 6 down 3, 6, letters top?l?g?t wearing down 13 across ?b?a?i?n thanks...
According to the Daily Express today, people who eat an egg for breakfast are more likely to feel full up longer, compared to someone that has cereal, for breakfast, with the result being a slimming...
A woman goes into Harrods to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs both and goes over to the Pay-desk There is a Harrods "associate" standing there with...
Well the big boys are on court today, should be cracking tennis - I am a great Federer fan but alas I think Djokovic will be too good, so my prediction for the Final will be Novac and Tsonga. Might...
Jez Vine (Radio 2 today) had people phoning in saying they should have time off work for the death of their pet (to grieve or attend the funeral). Some claimed the death of dog or cat is worse than...
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!' She...
Hi, received an email message yesterday from 'Santander' suggesting for security, I would have to register some details and should I ignore their request, future logging on would be blocked. Obviously...
News reports give the ages of their subjects even when there is no other information. This is "culturally insensitive" and offends against the EU human rights directive number 2,000,000....