One fine sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He was walking by a small stream when he noticed a sad, sad-looking frog sitting on a nearby toadstool. 'Whats wrong with you?' asked...
I love biographies and autobiographies., and i have read quite a few.Can anyone recommend any really good ones that i might have missed please?Two that come to mind that i really enjoyed were Jim...
Long session today, two more at least needed - reckon I am about half way through; the stone work is going to take a fair while to "texturise" up. I haven't finished even outlining the tower...
MEN LIVE to an average age of 70, whilst women carry on till they're 78. On my 70th birthday I fully intend to have a sex change operation in order to claim my extra 8 years. And I jolly well expect...
As I walked out of the front door with my bags last night, I looked back at my wife and said, "Are you sure about this? It doesn't feel right?" "Yes, I'm sure," she replied,...
If you're stressing out, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others. 1. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 2. I started out with nothing & still have...
Wasn't sure where to place this question but CB seems as good a place as any. I am going to Malta on Thursday and will be attending a Celebration Mass on Saturday followed by a reception. As I'm not a...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18778359 It is costing the NHS £bns to give out free prescriptive medicines to pensioners many of whom can afford to pay for themselves. They also receive free bus...
I have brought this up before, but why do some people pronounce words like something, nothing and everything with a K at the end, rather than ing. I was watching the first programme in the new series...
A young engineer was leaving the office at 5.45pm when he found the CEO standing in front of the shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen" said the CEO, "this is a very...
According to a recent BBC poll the average is 6 books - how many can you claim to have read? I have read 64!! Wow!! 1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR...
...thrust out my arm this morning to stop the bus; turned out to be the corporation dustcart. The cheeky sod driving it had the nerve to say, "Hop in the back, mate, we're going your way,"...