People have a go at England unfairly I think. OK we may not have beaten Italy on penalties - but the so called 'great Italians' had the same nil score as us at the end of 120 minutes.
One day a dwarf is sitting in his local pub when suddenly a thug walks in and strikes him on his head with his hand and says "that’s a chop from Karate!" The next day the dwarfs in the...
12 Things PMS Stands For 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May...
I have just removed cleaned and put back the dispenser drawer in the washing machine it was covered in manky black mould its the job I hate the most how about you ?
Sleeping beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world" Tom Thumb said "I must be the...
its a very sad time again, losing my much loved sister on monday gone. Bless her heart, she was wonderfull. This may be played at her funeral hopefully. I loved her and my bro who passed away last...
A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he’s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really...
Two Irish men are driving around town when a police car shows up behind them and flashes the to pull over. The police officer taps on their window. "We are looking for two rapists" said the...
Taxing down the runway, the passenger jet abruptly came to a stop, turned around and returned to the gate. Eventually however, after an hour-long wait, the flight finally took off. A concerned...
You really don't need to tell me just how big of an idiot I am. I know. I went away for the weekend and left a candle burning (I know). I've come home to a flat full of smoke and a lovely charcoal...
Can anyone help me remember the name of a book that was considered very naughty in the 3rd form, late 60s. It was doing the rounds at school but don't think I ever got a copy. Vague memory it was...
