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carrust

Breaking news!!!!

Poland's Jakub Blaszczykowski beats England's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain at Scrabble......
20:24 Tue 12th Jun 20123 answers, last by marval 21:23 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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TWR

Lady Boys

Did you see them last night? what crackers some of them, when asked, where do you put your "NUTS" one shows you a roll of sellotape" "Ouch"
10:47 Tue 12th Jun 201220 answers, last by askyourgran 21:27 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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Manjo

Daily record the big one

85A Fife-born author 6,5 Andrew ?r??g 42D Show excessive enthusiasm 5 d?o?l 62D Show of honour 6 h?m??e 56D Nullify 6 n??a?e...
19:17 Tue 12th Jun 20127 answers, last by cupid04 19:23 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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chrispybacon

Sunday Express Skeleton Sunday June 10th 2012

2d It's wrong to knock me up! (5) I _ _ _ T 17d Korean perhaps given fourth prize (5) A _ _ _ T 21d A tool my leader's breaking in (4) H - - R...
19:16 Tue 12th Jun 20125 answers, last by chrispybacon 19:22 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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chrispybacon

Sunday Express Skeleton Sunday June 10th 2012

7a Country doctor found without a girl (7) _ I _ _ D _ A 23a Quiet Shakespeare character character, one moved to introduce an artist (7) _ I _ _ _ S _...
19:12 Tue 12th Jun 20122 answers, last by maggiebee 19:14 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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fairycakes69

Olympic Torch

Got up to see the torch going through my town today. Got there in plenty of time, we live at the very start of the town, so not too many people where we were. Saw the police, the music bus, coke bus...
12:13 Tue 12th Jun 201212 answers, last by Maidup 00:34 Fri 15th Jun 2012
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starone

Dream Waitress

Not long ago I met the waitress of my dreams. About halfway through dinner I called the waitress over and said, "Ma'am, this potato is bad." She nodded, picked up the potato and smacked it....
19:13 Mon 11th Jun 20125 answers, last by chaptazbru 15:51 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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starone

I'm dead!

An elderly couple are both lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good nights sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me." "Why not," he asks. She...
19:19 Mon 11th Jun 20128 answers, last by rowanwitch 15:30 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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alison6399

daily express mensa puzzle 11/06/12

Hi Please could someone help with today's puzzle. Details as follows: A train 275 yards long, travelling at 30 mph, enters a tunnelof 4.5 miles il length. How long will it take from the moment the...
19:34 Mon 11th Jun 20122 answers, last by Celticv11 19:45 Mon 11th Jun 2012
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mrs_overall

Can you sing?

I wish I could. I have been likened to a cat being strangled with piano wire
19:24 Mon 11th Jun 201235 answers, last by bibblebub 08:58 Tue 12th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

The Experience

I would like to share an experience with you, about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social...
11:51 Fri 08th Jun 20129 answers, last by tonyav 12:12 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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mrs_overall

What was the last good deed you did for a stranger?

(following on form the post in news about the girl being 20p short for her busfare) My last one was yesterday when at the supermarket a woman had no change for the trolley and I gave her a spare...
11:42 Fri 08th Jun 201289 answers, last by slinky.kate 03:52 Sat 09th Jun 2012
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EvianBaby

My purse is twitching

There's a furniture shop down the road from work called Abode. When the posty came he accidently gave us something meant for them so like a good neighbour I popped down there to give it to them. The...
11:04 Fri 08th Jun 201226 answers, last by parkdale 21:15 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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cymruambyth1

Losing weight

Hi everyone!! Well I am now 26 and since I was about 18 I have steadily been putting weight on. On and off I've tried to lose weight but nothing seems to work. A month ago we got a dog which now means...
07:12 Fri 08th Jun 201222 answers, last by AlexandraLacrabe 01:37 Fri 22nd Jun 2012
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Ladymojo

All Answers Begin C A

1. An outcrop around a South Sea island. 2. A well known stage comedy play. 3. The main gangway in a church. 4. Clever gymnasts from the east. 5. A page of the newspaper is full of them Any help much...
22:23 Thu 07th Jun 201215 answers, last by Ladymojo 22:32 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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bednobs

really sad

i noticed today that my 8 week old had a small discharge on her girl bits. i asked my husband if he'd seen it before when he bathed her/ changed the nappy. his reply was that he didn't look at those...
20:16 Thu 07th Jun 201266 answers, last by joko 02:28 Sun 10th Jun 2012
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robert551069

Jokes from "Streetwise Magazine-May"

1.What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted 2.I'm in trouble with the wife. We were in bed naked and she asked what I would most like to do with her body. Apparently...
14:30 Wed 06th Jun 20122 answers, last by tonyav 18:18 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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marval

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb. Border Collie: Just one. And I'll...
17:15 Thu 07th Jun 201214 answers, last by tenrec 20:50 Fri 08th Jun 2012
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Jemisa

Doggy Style?

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived?" "He was on top ", she...
12:41 Thu 07th Jun 20126 answers, last by wildwood 22:36 Thu 07th Jun 2012
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Groupie

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop

She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to runthe shop on her own. She had to confide in him...
16:55 Thu 07th Jun 20128 answers, last by redman41 14:29 Fri 08th Jun 2012

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