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What has been the most troublesome car you have ever owned, & in what way?

Tesco or Tescos

My dad, who is very particular about the correct use of the english language thinks that 'I went to Tescos' is fine. I disagree, there should be no S. Who is correct?...

wolf63

an most funny (but not quite) joke

Stephen the Chicken Trevor the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to fertilize the pullets' eggs. Trevor...

DTCwordfan

Latest Picture

A commission for a pub - prints, cards and postcards to prepare. I have been referring to this on the various early morning birds posts so thought some of you may like to see it....

marval

Karma Sutra

There's a new sex position in the Karma Sutra called 'The Plumber'. Both of you stay in all day, and nobody comes....

cantatrice

leather suitcase

Hi all I have a smallish, light brown, wheel less leather suitcase. Is it worth anything, or should I just chuck it? Thanks...

sunny-dave

A Jubilee Tale ...

The Queen and David Cameron are on the same stage at the Jubilee Concert, in front of a huge crowd. The Queen leans towards Mr Cameron and says, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand...

Ann

Jubilee concert line up

I have a feeling that the Queen is going to be very disappointed - maybe even a little bored? at the special concert tonight. I know everyone likes different kinds of music but she is a similar age to...

I Love Snow

pillows

where is the best place to buy cheap pillows?

maggiebee

Bank Holiday

Hope all you lucky English people are enjoying your bank holiday. Crazy system here in Scotland - everyone at work today as we don't get bank holidays - but off tomorrow for the jubilee holiday. Seems...

brenda

Nowt as queer as

folk. A few weeks ago 4 of my friends booked to go on a coach Mystery tour for a day out. Two of the four began to get really worked up about the fact that they did not know the destination to which...

FrillyPancake

Does anyone know of a website

That you can type in a series of words and the site will take the letters and make other words with them?

starone

Breeding Bulls

My Wife and I went to the Great Yarmouth agricultural show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, '...

maggie01

slugs and snails.

It has been raining heavily overnight here so I am just about to gather any slugs and snails from my garden which I am sure are having a field day till I get out there. When you have collected them...

brenda

I feel

proud to be British today . One of the things we as a country do well is pageantry, thoroughly enjoyed watching the flotilla. Enjoy the rest of the Jubilee, Your Maj,you deserve it.

ClivePen

Bunting

Why has bunting been put at the top of this screen?. It is not good for Antiroyalists. Clive...

nikkolee

A nice area in Edinburgh?

Hi there. I would like to know more about Edinburgh, because i`m thinking to move there in the near future. I would like to know which areas are nice and quiet to live, because i`m not driving, i cant...

marval

Problem

A woman went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out an outrageous yell." "My dear," the...

starone

More from Paddy, Mick and Murphy

Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ............................................. ......... A Muslim was sitting next to...

flipnflap

The Artist

Just bought DVD of The Artist. Was really looking forward to it. 10 minutes in, can't watch anymore. The music is giving me a headache and I've lost interest totally. Am I alone in feeling this way...

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