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suagrtits
well, after all the years we've been together, all the hints all the ''discussions'' my partner and i have had, he finally popped the question this morning! Been out all day looking at rings and...
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dave50
Why, when the sun comes out does half the population decide they want to cook lunch outside, with all the hassle and cleaning up afterwards that comes with it? Why not just cook some food in the...
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Mosaic
Following on from Prudie's post about pointless lessons, it seems worth giving this one an airing. I'll open with the milk incident, some 51 years ago. My reception class teacher (a frozen old Miss)...
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sunny-dave
Suggestions in this thread for genres for future monthly book selections please. Restrain your enthusiasm to just one or two ideas per person please - but feel free to repeat/endorse other people's...
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somerandomguy
I showed my wife a picture of that 63 stone teenager this morning. "Why are you showing me that?" she asked. "I just wanted to make the point that you could end up like this."...
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marval
One day, two boys were playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to...
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marval
I bumped into Angela Merkel in the chemist. She was buying loads of shampoo. I asked "What on earth are you doing buying so much shampoo?" She replied "I just can't get this Greece out...
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redvanman
it should be compulsery for every one to vote if you dont you should not get any state benifits or health care and if people are in jail on voting day they should loose the right to vote voting is how...
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numnut1
After thinking that i had found the one only to find out yesterday been cheating on me. I am devastated the pain is physical, can hardly breathe - please how can i ever feel normal again
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Prudie
A post about starch last night reminded me of stuff I was taught at school that for me at least I found pointless - all from domestic science and included: Making starch from powder and then washing...
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carlton23
Did you or anyone have a problem yesterday using cash points?
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iloveglee
I would like help or comments from those out there with a 'difficult to feed child' My daughter is 9 and has always been what I would call a 'faddy eater', there are some things she likes (very few)...
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maggiebee
I've just spotted a young fox cub on my patio. Didn't seem the least phased when I spoke to it. Do you think the mum will be nearby? Hate to think it's all on its own with no parents to fend for it.
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cupid04
A woman sits on her man's glasses and breaks them. At first, he is annoyed but soon shrugs it off. 'To be fair,' he says, 'it was my fault for not taking them off.'...
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hc4361
Over the years I've bought some gadgets that promised me everything and delivered nothing, or were useless in a very short time. Top of my list are Betamax video - worked great but became obsolete A...
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Jemisa
There are Blackbirds nesting in a tree opp our back garden and they sing all day, to be woken by their sweet song is a pleasure & at dusk too it is so clear & sweet. I'm not sure who does the...
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Eve
Anyone done any this weekend? Mine are a bit poor, managed to rescue a "present" of a little mouse/shrew one of the cats brought in yesterday - managed to wrestle the cat out the window only...
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deestew
sorry sunday post easy oooops
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marval
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?" She responds, "No, but do you mind if I...
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ayrtonisgod
just been to the garage and al least 10 people I passed were like lobsters!!!!!

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