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Saleswoman

A condom saleswoman was stranded in the countryside and had to put up the night with a farmer and his two hilly-billy sons. In the middle of the night, she crept into the room where the two brothers...

Psybbo

Where have the owls gone?

Just been in Motoring and the lovely owls have disappeared.

Laelia

Hairy Bikers Bakeation ...

H anyone been following them? I'm really loving this series! They do like to sample the food don't they :0)

missprim

Do you like this one Mark?

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand. The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn' (Don't drink the water, it's...

cupid04

Signs of getting old.

The last 3 times I've been shopping, I've meant to pick up a bottle of hair conditioner. I now have 3 bottles of shampoo and still no conditioner. A trip to the opticians I think. What makes you...

Joanne130

When do you think is the right age to have a baby?

More women these days are delaying having their first baby until their mid thirties & choose only to have one or two children, when do you think is the best age to first have a child?

Ryan_16_2012

is it legal to have 3 children in one house?

Plz some can you reply to this as soon as possible. Thank you....

erin-x

ITALICS!!!

Can people stop typing in italics all the time for no good reason.... It's just getting irritating now! ¬¬

naomi24

Ridding a lawn of dandelions

My mother-in-law's lawn is full of dandelions. We've tried Weed & Feed, but it's proved hopeless. Can anyone recommend something that will work?

maggiebee

Voted Best Scottish Short Joke

A bloke walks into a Glasgow lending library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dae ye hae ony books on suicide?' To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her...

wyddfa

Sunday Express Prize Crossword Sunday April 29th 2012

Last one 23 down cool or dodgy ( 5 letters) S?A?Y Many thanks...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open Welcome once again to all members old and older. The Committee have not met this week as we were inquorate. Do not concern yourselves about this, though, dear members. A doctor...

cupid04

What's it like...

What's it like where you are. A beautiful day here on the south coast yesterday and today it hasn' stopped raining. Is summer over?

maggiebee

CATS - don't you just love them.

Spent a very entertaining half an hour today watching the neighbour's cat (Dennis) trying to get to food. I had some sausages past their "sell by" date so cooked them, chopped them up and...

pips1

Old but Good

- The Magnificent Seven! Real men, heroes, all gorgeous, not like the selfish yellow-livered men I've met :( Quote from Yul Brynner "now we are 7" - classic.

joko

Funny Common misconceptions...any good ones?

i know a great number of people who believe skimmed milk is actually just normal milk but watered down...that the carton is half water half milk - despite the name... this is apparently a pretty...

Georgiesmum

FIRST RECORD

Danny Kay...... Tubby The Tuba.

weecalf

Another one weeps

What is it with your man p morgan that our big stars seem to blurt and cry on this programme .Which I admit I would not give house room .It be in the tabloids so it do

TWR

Vigilante's

The law is a joke, the sentences given out to these sum is just laughable & the scum know it, the kniferes, killers, muggers, rapists, will it ever get to the stage that Vigilante's will start to...