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mrs_overall

Off to a quiz tonight...

What does everyone else have planned?

tamborine

ipad

so dad, how do you like the ipad we got you.........

mrs_overall

I Am NOT going to a quiz tonight

My friend has cried off. Owt on TV?

starone

An Aussie trucker walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The trucker says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to the emu, 'What's...

flip_flop

A couple of oldies but a goodies - but beware if of a nervous disposition

Whats the difference between jam and marmalade? . . . . . . . . . . you can't marmalade your cock up your wife's a4se. . . . . . I went to a strawberry picking contest the other day. . . A girl with...

anneasquith

who or what is the " bane of your life "?

as above.

Smowball

When you hear the word Grandma, nanny etc - what age comes into your head??

I automatically think late 50's,eary sixties, perm and floral skirt! But then I guess I am remembering my own nan...... There is a point to this question btw......

micmak

How many people have you had sex with?

I am approaching 63. Married twice, had a brief encounter between marriages, so that makes 3. Have I missed out? I don't think so.

krackerjohn

AN AGE THING

after listen to dean martin ,matt munro, perry como. jim reeves, they are in my opinion great singers whos songs will last forever more,then i played englebert humperdink and pj proby no contest they...

bellazella

Little sisters or brothers

Didnt you just love them?

Hopkirk

Charity collections at supermarket door

Am I alone in feeling a bit annoyed by this? Presumably the store management must agree to them being there, but I don't like having to run the gauntlet on the way in and out....

Meg888

My daughter has a small lump..

at the very bottom of her stomach, just above the groin area. It's not sore and it's about 1/2" wide. She said she's had it for a few weeks. Should I get her checked out? She's 14. I don't think...

joggerjayne

Railway Stations

Are all railway stations exciting? I was thinking about coming home on the train. You get off the train, and there's something atmospheric about the high, echoey station, which smells like the town,...

Philtaz

Need Help Finding A TV Programme

Ok, I'll admit it I'm at a bit of a loose end and have decided to post a question I've been pondering for some time. Does anybody remember this programme please? Details are sketchy but I'll put down...

Jemisa

Little boy at a nudist beach...

Little boy at the nude beach. A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so...

NoMercy

Reasons to be cheerful... :-)

1. The Sun is shining. 2. It's nearly the end of the week. 3. I'm on A/L from 2pm next Thursday. 4. I get to see my mum next week. 5. We're having engagement party next week. What are your reasons to...

keyholekatebaron

Chuffed to Bits!

Seen a Nuthatch,I have not seen one for ages rural area S.Devon.

TheOtherHalf

International womens day

Girl Power today ladies !! Go for it

pips1

Happy Birthday to me!!!!

e everyone else has a lovely day too, the sun is shining :)

rov1100

Crocodile Tears or Real Concern

Once again our leaders utter their usual sympathetic tributes for the 6 soldiers who died in their patrol vehicle. Do they really care or are they just going through the motions? Every year they...

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