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A Dentist..

noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. 'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he asked. 'No, I don't,' she...

xLilacFairyx

Best cheese and ham sarnie?

Salad Cream, Mayo, mustard, butter, white bread, brown bread, wrap, salad, bun?????? Canna decide for tomorrow's lunch....

hollie1586

How would you finish off this little ditty.....

Oh Mr Porter, what shall I do? My wife went off to Muir of Ord and left me in the loo........ Keep it relatively clean but funny!...

maggiebee

Anton du Beke

Went out with friends last night to see Anton du Beke and Erin. Had no great expectations having never watched Strictly which is just as well. £40 to be totally bored for 2 hours. Best part of...

2shortplanks

Dishwashers

Why do some folk hand wash their dishes and then put them in the dishwasher. Seems a bit of a waste of time/effort/water to me? I do scrape of the worst of the debris before I stick them in the...

maggiebee

An Oldie

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all...

dickythecook

chocolate disc

covered in 100's and 1000's help please...

joey88

St Patrick's Day 2011 Edinburgh

Just booked a weekend visit to Edinburgh for my birthday and it happens to coincide with the weekend of the 15th. Anybody got any suggestions of what to do over that weekend? We're all aged from...

boomster

Which old song ...

Hi folks :) My question to you is this: Is there an old (how old may depend on you) that constantly plays in your head, that is to say comes to mind whether prompted or not. Just for the record mine...

kirsteenrose

Redirecting mail addressed to ex partner.

Hey guys, I had an abusive partner for many years, our relationship gladly ended about five years ago now but I am STILL receiving mail for him. I have registered with the MPS who say they will stop...

Jd47

Is chicken noodle soup really good for the soul

Is it?

Jd47

What is your favorite game?

Fav. Game

Jd47

Is it true to say that Garth Brooks, highly famous country singer, is more famous than the Beatles?

Is He more famous than the Beatles

flicrat

Where have all the twitchers gone??

Nothing reported since 8th February? I am saddened. Maybe everyone is like me - disillusioned at seeing nothing out of the window during the RSPB weekend - as usual!! I saw 5 magpies at the weekend...

Jonogroats

An owl saved my life

Can anyone recommend a good owl sanctuary or owl charity as I owls my life. A little while ago I lost my job the stress drove me to drink which then led to me cheating on my wife of twenty years and...

maggiebee

Grumpy Old B

Got to have my daily moan or I'll go nuts. Steve Wright in the Afternoon - does it annoy anyone else that he says "skelington" instead of skeleton? Know it's supposed to be funny but just...

Smowball

Some of the finest double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio

These are all 100% true. I thought they were hysterical! 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: " This really is a lovely horse - I once rode her mother" 2. Pat Glenn,weightlifting...