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Rectum Stretcher

> RECTUM STRETCHER > > While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a > bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in > wait. > The cop...

LochNessMonster

What food do you crave for most ?

Mine is haggis, just love the taste. Nessie 0:- p...

carrust

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Recreate your very own version of the Hungry Hippo’s game by going along to a Weight Watchers meeting and emptying a box of Maltesers on the floor.

Rchayub

Crossbreed dogs

How can I tell what my dog is crossed with

EvianBaby

Eeeuuugghhhh

Is there a more gross advert than the Sanex one? When they zoom out of all those bodies it looks like the woman has holey skin. It makes me feel sick!

sp1814

Disaffected youth

There's a word to describe people who feel the world owes them a living. It's a word that was used all the time last year on the news, and I can't remember what it is...any ideas???

supapapa

Old joke

With all the turmoil in the market today and the collapse of Lehman Bros and acquisition of Merrill Lynch by Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of you with any money left, be...

fbg40

Hi I ahve an HP Photosmart printer and an HP Scanner, both of which I no longer need. Is anybody out there aware of any organisations that would collect these, free of charge, for their use/recycling...

sandyRoe

Should Glitter be allowed to Twitter?

http://uk.omg.yahoo.c...nds-151019609.html?nc...

slinky.kate

loft insulation

how long does it take,all boxes etc. have been moved.

2shortplanks

Seasonal Affective Disorder

I don't really have a question, just a want a moan. I was diagnosed with SAD over 10 years ago. Some winters are worse than others. We usually try to get away in December for some winter sun, and I...

slinky.kate

hypnotherapy

gosh,i think its working,i have not had any juice today,struggling to finnish a yoghurt,threw out loads of biscuits and sweets,i think i will make a vegetable curry and steamed rice for my tea.

sp1814

Serious question about Daily Mail readers and gays...

And this is IN NO WAY a rant at Daily Mail readers, but a genuine question. Have a look at this link about Neil Patrick Harris and his partner. They've done some (what I would call) genuinely...

G2C2C

Noisy Computer.

I am working on a HP Pavilion PC. Over the last couple of days it has started to make a very annoying loudish noise that sounds like a fan or something. Is there anything that can be done about this...

marval

Letter to Microsoft

This letter is from a non computer literate person. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. After connecting to internet we planned to...

Jemisa

Fogged In,,,

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking mates who worked as Aircraft mechanics at Heathrow. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Bloody...

Carakeel

The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant...

thetortoise

Removal of ex- husband's belongings

Hi all- having read the advice on this site fr some time I would value your opinion on my problem. I was married to my ex husband for three years. In that time he lived bill free in my house. However,...

tinkerbell23

Im having a cup of tea

Baby tea- practically hot milk! Massive mug..and a slice of bread n jam.. I love white bread n jam ..(raspberry) But weve banned white bread for now..and its strawberry :0( Just not the saaaaaame!!...

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