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A Worral Joke

A certain famous chef was arrested recently in Tescos for shop lifting. When he went before the judge he asked him, "What did you steal?" he replied: a bottle of wine. The judge asked her...

maggiebee

I, Robot

Thinking of watching this film on TV. Anyone seen it and what did you think of it?

PeelerPal

IRONY

Why do people in wheelchairs wear trainers? And why do fat women wear leggings?...

wilkesneil

2 elderley newlyweds

It was the night of George & Edna's wedding. George came in the bedroom to notice Edna standing on her head with her legs in the air wide open. George looked startled and said to his wife...

Wiirone

Suffolk sayings

My grandfather was from Suffolk and had a few phrases I remember him saying to me as a child. When we asked what was for dinner he'd say 'Bread and pullit'. Then in answer as to what to buy from a...

Teddy_boy

Do you watch TVsoaps?

They seem to be very popular. What is it about them that draws the viewers? I dont find them remotely realistic, but still they are the most popular programmes on TV....

McMouse

Anthony Worrall Thompson Recipe for omelettes

First go and steal a dozen eggs.......

smurfchops

There's no such thing as a free lunch

Unless you are cooking a recipe from the Anthony Worrall Thompson cook book ...

Maydup

Celebrity Shop Lifting

I remember posting once before about the perils of the self service tills. Now Antony Worrall Thompson has been arrested for shop lifting after he failed to scan cheese and wine in Tesco....

carrust

Last night....

I dreamt that I was the author of Lord of the Rings....I was Tolkien in my sleep...

janzman

...When my mother married my father in 1938,she didn't change her name as it was the same.Then in 1966 my brother married and his bride didn't change her name either for the same reason. Have you had...

MissCommando

'Famous' ugly people

Which celebs/actors would you class as ugly? Yeah I know this may seem like a mean thread and I don't want any "I bet you're not perfect yourself!" comments. Only bother answering if you're...

tooj

jubilee coin

Have just rfeceived an offer to buy an Official Diamond Jubilee Coin for £9.99. The coinis finished with 24 carat gold plating and has a pportrait of Queen Elizabrth II. The coin itself is a...

starone

Life Thoughts

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I...

joggerjayne

Ordinary Words That We Hate ... And Why?

Are there any quite ordinary words that you really can't stand? And why? I hate the word "cruet". It's so, sort of ... seaside landlady....

SIRandyraven

Born Again

If you could have selected the year you were born , what year would you have selected and where ? I would go for 1934 and the America West. Been 16 for the start of the 50's - love that era and the...

cherryelm

time left on passport

My passport expires in september 2012 i plan to travel to portugal for 1 week in june 2012 must i renew my passport prior to travelling or can i wait until i get back?

dee2912

No1 can solve this!! Where can I buy a Sony NASE300HD Giga Juke Micro System With IPod Dock

Where can I buy a Sony NASE300HD Giga Juke Micro System With IPod Dock? iv searched Google and all websites I can find, Argos have it advertised at £179.99 but say its out of stock there was one...

Booldawg

MPs urge '2 alcohol free days per week'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-16443240They're making it sound like an epidemic. I mean, what percentage of the population have some amount of alcohol 7 nights of the week?...

wolf63

Farmer Bill . . . . .

A farmer named Bill was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Scotland when suddenly a brand-new 4x4 advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni...

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