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Bubster
Any ideas on the following proverb or saying:- MS. WDW. TLTL. Any help much appreciated....
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Ann
Has anyone been this year? They usually put on a good show, this year it is supposed to be a traditional English Christmas entitled "Deck the Halls - a visual celebration of carols" We are...
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maggiebee
My font size has suddenly gone really tiny so I can hardly read the posts. Not aware that I have touched any buttons I shouldn't have. Any ideas?
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cmk10
Afternoon everyone, need a bit of help please. Tomato based sauce (9) B?L?G?E?E. Wait expectantly (6,3) L???E? O?T. Ambles along (6) M????S. Artful (4) ?E?T. Gloomier (6) ??R?E?. Very healthy...
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pdust
anyone got any nice soup recipes? Its comfort eating time of year and I aim to hole up with scrummy food til at least march. No pork or seafood/fish except cod, haddock or tuna other than that I'm not...
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missprim
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse...
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cesdlv
Stupidly stuck and would appreciate help with: 1a Foreign lady in the saddle almost (6). I have ?S?R?D 5a Boundary for Yorkshire perhaps (4). I have ??D? 15a Move illuminated part of cover (4). I have...
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pdust
did anyone get a bag through the post from thorntons saying if you filled in a survey you would get a free 100g of chocs the next day if you left the bag outside? If so did anyone actually get the...
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kev0072
5d short loose jacket ?l?uson 16d field pasture m?e?a? 18d mountain ranges ?h?i?d many thanks...
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starone
A Police STOP at 2 AM An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse...
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sir.prize
Just a line to say I'm living That I'm not among the dead Though I'm getting more forgetful And mixed up in my head I've got used my arthritis To dentures I'm resigned I can manage my bifocals But, Oh...
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starone
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my shape to keep, Please no wrinkles, please no bags, Please lift my ar*se before it sags, Please no age spots, please no grey, As for my belly please take...
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starone
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the...
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sidkid
They've set a tough task for tomorrow night's "I'm a Celebrity" trial; a kangaroo has to eat one of Fatima Whitbread's testicles.
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maggiebee
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A...
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Jemisa
----- Well folks I'm back but Just. I went to see my surgeon for my 6 week check-up on the 16th Nov. He found I had an irregular heartbeat and said he was addmitting me so there and then I was back in...
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Groupie
The toughest family on my street is the Word family. But of all the Words, their eldest son, Sorry, seems to be the hardest word....
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murraymints
anyone know what ttyl means in text speak?
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wolf63
This email does not prove that God exists, it proves only that this particular dog (who can read and write) thinks that the dog god exists. Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things...
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starone
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep. I kid you not... New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot...

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