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London versus Scotland

A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. The lawyer thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better...

bazzard

christmas poem

Am looking for a Nativity poem for children, which includes the stable animals, angels, shepherds and kings. Any suggestions please? I have looked at the lyrics of well-known carols.

JackDanielsU

Irish Builders

Paddy is doing some roofing for Murphy. He nears the top of the ladder and starts shaking and going dizzy. He calls down to Murphy and says, "I tink I will ave to go home, I've gone all giddy and...

zabado

007

I've just bought some of that new 007 Viagra. . . . . . It makes you roger more ! ....

starone

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell. 'Oh, come on in!' Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in....

mccfluffy

heeelp

What do you call someone who has a persecution complex?? Its doing my swede in fatty and i can't get it...

bednobs

your oldest appliance

hi, i was just reading the thread about towie's electric carving knife going strong since the 70's and i was thinking what i have, and if it could beat that. Just remembered i have an electric whisk...

rainbowsage

Scottish places

1. BOGLICYDMURE 2. KATGOIRMKAGECNE 3. IWNDELHANI 4. WTABFELAROCTOK thanks for any answers...

maggiebee

Tesco

This is a very personal statement. While those of you who know me could never, by any stretch of the imagination, call me a homophobic, I will never again shop in Tesco. Tesco funds Gay Pride but...

missprim

Cradle snatching

Apologies if someone has already posted on this but in the 'showbiz' news at the moment is a story about Caroline Flack age 32yrs dating Harry Styles age 17yrs. I'm not asking for your comments on...

mohill

Two cryptic questions

!. How could I appear in the other case? (6) D?T??? 2. Two conclude second of diamonds must be discarded (5) D?U?? The last letter of the word for No2 is the fifth letter of No 1. Any help appreciated...

beeseejay

Language courses

Has anyone learned a language with a language course? If so how good was it and how expensive? I would like to have a go at Danish but I'm cracking on in years and I've never been a great one for self...

venator

Word of the day

Let's all try to use this lovely word in all our posts today - there will be no prize for the highest score, apart from quiet satisfaction. The word is " glorious"...

sir.prize

Winter Fuel Allowance

So there has been a call for the wealthy to forgo their winter fuel allowance so that it may be distributed to the more needy. Sounds great in principle but . . . the needy will already be getting...

Robinia

Wild Birds

Have yours dwindled? I know they usually disappear for a while after the summer but it's quietest autumn I can remember in my garden and I've just had this link in an email from the RSPB.....

gen2

MM & KM Links Games November 2011 Week 3

This will be both brief and early as we are going out shortly. Tomorrow morning, 'Regal Roslyn' concludes her Australian saga and challenges you to guess 4 links in the MM Game (Q&P 8:45 / 9:00...

john1066

Children in Need

Good entertainment but the reason or cause really annoys me This government sends millions of our money to countries in Africa and other far away places while our children have to rely on charity....

chattykathy

Xmas present for an 11 year old boy

This year I'm joining in with my sister's workplace scheme of giving a present to a child in care. I've been allocated an 11 year old boy. They haven't given any background or an inkling as to his...

NoMercy

Tell me 2 things about you...

Something really boring and something really interesting...

Space-Cadet

Some great news from the Daily Mail

http://tinyurl.com/6u3ow3u I can't wait. will you be rushing out in the morning to get yours?...

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