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Jemisa
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 30 days after...
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madiba
Halfway through my shift at Boots yesterday, a middle aged guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I had a little peek at them as I handed them over. "Would you like the...
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wuzzer
49 Down 'Goddess associated with demeter' I have ?Y?E?E 51 Down 'Form of internet marketing which uses social networking sites and blogs' - I have v?r?l Any help appreciated...
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Ostor
Ape fractured gas main s---a-g 23a
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spotit3
What's the weather like where you are? The rain is coming down in sheets here but it is quite warm.
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marval
"My stomach has been bothering me, Doctor," complained the patient. "What have you been eating?" asked the doctor. "That's easy. I only eat pool balls." "Pool...
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marval
The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great bush fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his office to hire a plane....
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puzzleking123
Which two people have played in the English premier league and also represented their country at cricket?
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princerupe74
one massive boring disappointment.
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TOWIE
She looked bored - In fact when Team GB came out, the camera cut to her and she was looking down, fiddling with her fingers. I think Phillip was asleep. Or she most probably still had her ear plugs in...
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Jimmy28045
Ever sit on the telly and watch the sofa ?
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Ric.ror
To light the flame
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David H
I noticed on recent maps the county of Berkshire has been replaced by local counties (as well as many old style county boroughs elsewhere like before the 60s have returned). Has Berkshire now gone,...
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MsYeddie
Hi i am 20 years old and a strong believer in ghosts. when i first moved in my home 6 years ago i found a metal picture of a couple. it was black and white and there cheeks were pink... shortly after...
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sherrardk
... Why do they come out into the stadium under U (for United Kingdom)a shouldn't it be team UK?
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venator
Each country is accompanied by a person - not all girls, sorry, in Greek dress, carrying what looks like a big copper funnel - any ideas, please?
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SIRandyraven
Decided for the first time in my 50 years to have my hair done short. Number 2 please I said ...not even sure how short that would be ... Whizz Whizz ...and hair gone ... Wife saw result when I walked...
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Ric.ror
Need to keep it under about 600 calories as I have been saving up for a Pimms and lemonade this evening
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madiba
WHOEVER coined the phrase 'cleanliness is next to godliness' was talking out of his backside. I looked them up in the dictionary last night. Godly and godsend are next to godliness. Cleanliness was...
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Ann
Just read he has been cast as Herod in Jesus Christ Superstar new show. I wasn't even aware that he could sing!

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