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Whisky and Viagra For a really stiff drink...

Tongihts North Korea v Columbia game was held up because the Hampden Park authorities showed a South Korean flag as the players were flashed up on the screen, resulting in the ladies from the North...

gness

I`m going for a while

My beautiful son-in law has just died. Back when I............x

magicmick

Samsung Galaxy Ace help please

I have this phone for about 2/3 weeks, great no problem until today, I had a call the green phone light up to answer and red to end call, but I press to receive call and nothing just keeps ringing...

marval

I love the polish

Following the assault of a young woman, the police rounded up the usual suspects for a lineup; suddenly, the Polish suspect stepped forward and screamed "That's her!" A Polish man was...

marval

See if you get this.

An inscription problem According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands...

marval

Lucky?

Dear sirs, Last Saturday I purchased two of your so-called 'Lucky Dip' tickets. However neither of them turned out to be lucky and I lost all my money. In what sense do you consider my tickets to have...

marval

Famous Mothers.

COLUMBUS' MOTHER:" "I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!" MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea...

fortis70

25a) town in metropolitan borough of kirklees west yorkshire (6) ?a?l?y

mrs_overall

I have an announcement

The Answerbank radio show is finished. I have been contacted and told I have caused offence. The whole idea was meant to be amusing nonsense and I apologise for offence caused, although none was ever...

magicmick

Necking on the back seat

Around midnight police patrol car stopped to check a car in a quiet country layby he shone his torch into the car and found a young couple on the back seat all hot and sweaty and their clothes in some...

Jemisa

Last wish...

There was a man in a hospital who thought that he would die. So he asks the beautiful nurse to accomplish his last wish. "Nurse," he says, "I want to kiss the head of Nikita...

josaphine32

Dumped Kittens

I had a knock at my door at midnight Last night, From a neighbour who was at the local village Pub, When they were outside haging a smoke, someone dumped 2 kittens off, they phoned the RSPCA but was...

Georgiesmum

Oily fish.

Our doctors say everyone should eat oily fish at least three times a week. These include sardines, fresh salmon and mackerel, etc. Do you?

ladybirder

So who do you think should light the flame at the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

Decathlete Daley Thompson or Sir Steve Redgrave? Or somebody else, say Dame Kelly Holmes? Their respective achievements are here. http://www.dailymail....-ceremony-honour.html Personally I would like...

madiba

The Age Of A Woman

A woman decides to have a face-lift for her 47th birthday. She spends £20,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a news-agent to buy a paper. ...