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Famous Mothers.
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:"
"I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school. But, I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, Mousse, Something...?"
"I don't care what you've discovered, You still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school. But, I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed!"
PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man, midnight is past your curfew."
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, Mousse, Something...?"
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NICK CLEGG'S MOTHER:
"I thought you promised me you'd never play with that awful Cameron boy"
BORIS JOHNSON'S MOTHER:
"I don't care what you're Mayor of, you're not getting a new bike until you get your hair cut"
LORD COE'S MOTHER:
"I still can't understand why you're not RUNNING on the UK Sports Day"
"I thought you promised me you'd never play with that awful Cameron boy"
BORIS JOHNSON'S MOTHER:
"I don't care what you're Mayor of, you're not getting a new bike until you get your hair cut"
LORD COE'S MOTHER:
"I still can't understand why you're not RUNNING on the UK Sports Day"
SIR ISAAC NEWTON'S MOTHER:
"I told you not to sit under that apple tree."
PROFESSOR STEPHEN HAWKING’S MOTHER
"When I mentioned the big bang with your father, that was not what I meant."
JOHN LOGIE BAIRD’S MOTHER
"I told you it would look better in colour."
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S MOTHER
"Always said that feather you found would come in handy."
KEN DODD’S MOTHER
"I wondered where my feather duster went to."
"I told you not to sit under that apple tree."
PROFESSOR STEPHEN HAWKING’S MOTHER
"When I mentioned the big bang with your father, that was not what I meant."
JOHN LOGIE BAIRD’S MOTHER
"I told you it would look better in colour."
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE’S MOTHER
"Always said that feather you found would come in handy."
KEN DODD’S MOTHER
"I wondered where my feather duster went to."
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