Six year old Annie returns home from school and says she had her first family planning lesson at school. Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?" "I died of shame!" she...
Just watching something (mindless rubbish) and I am sure the voice over man said that some people would pay up to £30,000 for a weekends (probably needs an apostrophe) shooting - I would want to...
I let the cat out last night & left the door ajar for her to come in when she was ready, as I do most nights. 20 mins later I went to check if she was in & had the shock of my life, in the...
Sam walks into his boss’s office. “Sir, I’ll be straight with you, I know the economy isn’t great, but I have over three companies after me, and I would like to respectfully...
Does Petr Cech have an unfair advantage over other goal keepers as he is allowed to wear head protection? Are all goalkeepers allowed to wear one? What about outfield players?
Like many others I sympathise greatly with those who have suffered flooding and loss/damage to homes and gardens. I live in the comparatively fortunate south-east, although winds have taken their toll...
I WAS DELIGHTED when the kind people at the Inland Revenue wrote to me recently, telling me that my tax return was 'outstanding', particularly since I can't even remember sending it in.