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Best Ebay Ad

This is a great advert - read the description and the Q+A bit at the end :) http://cgi.ebay.co.uk...9216667#ht_1294wt_932...

D143237G

Missing the point

I have noticed over the past few weeks that there are hardly any jokes printed on AB that I have not heard before many many times or even worse ones that were posted only a few days before being...

Jemisa

Masculine or Feminine?

A teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is...

Marijn

Anagram help please

Please can someone unscrable this, for a TV programme the banger of lonch...

Bobbisox

not sure where this should go so I will put it in here folks

WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ! (Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10!) Only total thicko's will fail !! (not my words btw :o) 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last ? 2) Which country makes...

Marijn

opticians, what to do

I've had my eyes checked at my regular opticians i.e Bodys, and I need new glasses. But would it be ok to buy them elsewhere i.e. Specsavers? I'm trying to save money. But if I get them from...

saxy_jag

Pink's disease

When my uncle (now 65) was a baby, he was very ill with Pink's disease, which I've since found out is to do with mercury poisoning. He came from a lower working class family and this was in the late...

jd_1984

Worst Chat up lines....

You have used or heard...?

granny grump

Please can you help

I am helping my grandson with his home work - the little monkey rang last night after a week with us and us asking if he had any homework to say that he had 'forgotten' to do his homework. Monkey -...

puzzleking123

Who died after hitting a tree in bristol mid 60's rock and roll

Who died after hitting a tree in bristol mid 60's rock and roll please

marval

Hello

A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe." The clerk says it will be $100, and she replies "But I don't have that...

wildwood

YOurs sincerely.... cont.

Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind Dear Santa, Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's. Sincerely, Silvio Berlusconi Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I Can't. Breathe....

redman41

Clocks to go forward 2 Hrs ?

Any one else think this is a good idea or would you prefer to continue with the current situation Summer time 1 Hour ahead. Personally I would prefer to stick to GMT all year round. If memory serves...

micmak

Years ago....

Mrs MM ans I went to a social club. It was a Saturday night and when they came round selling raffle tickets we bought some. We won the most hideous lamp you have ever seen. We decided that at the end...

jd_1984

Do You Have A Type??

I keep goin for a similar type of girl and it hasnt been working, as I am now single, I am re-assessing what to look for in a partner. (Up to now, I have gone for girls who are attractive, brunette,...

tiggerblue10

Water

It is often reported that you should drink 6 - 8 glasses of water a day, but I can't drink that much. I love water but at the most I can only drink around 3 - 4 glasses. Is there anyone on AB who does...

wildwood

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

I suppose this should be in Home & Garden but I like the Jokes folks better. 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL...

AB Editor

Onwards And Downwards - Issue #4 - Weight Loss And Gain Thread

Welcome to Issue #4 of Onwards & Downwards! Your AnswerBank dieting support group. Issue #3 http://www.theanswerb...s/Question970293.html Issue #2 http://www.theanswerb...s/Question949129.html...

DTCwordfan

Ireland's Air Crash

I am sorry to hear of the crash in Cork yesterday. The last crash to happen was the worst in Irish aviation history. It happened in Dublin. A Cessna aircraft came down and landed in a graveyard....