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Xmas Dirty one Lineres That Aren't...

10. Did you get any under the tree? 9. I think your balls are hanging too low. 8. Check out Rudolph's Honker! 7. Santa's sack is really bulging. 6. Lift up the skirt so I can get a clean breath. 5....

claymore

25th of december.

Christmas ! Why do we celebrate it? What is so special about December 25?

puzzleking123

Christmas anagram peterisfondofginshar

peterisfondofginshar

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Sexy Pictures

I wondered if anyone could give me any tips or hints on taking some sexy but classy pictures for my fiance. I'm quite big so any which would complement a fuller figure would be great. Hope you have...

TheRook

Was my question about the embarrassing male problem being removed?

Why?

bessieboo5

present for new baby

what is the most useful present I can get my brother and sister-in-law when their baby is born? Most people get clothes, but I want to get them something special. budget.

EMMB

Suspended V banned from AB ?

What's the difference? Can you make it clear to me, what you mean by "permanently suspended" I know Banned means forever! If you suspended someone, does that mean they'er banned, ???????...

TWR

Have this country done enough

Trains, Planes, Road Transport, Road Haulage come to a stop!, Missing or late Christmas Parcels! has this Government done enough?

oranger

Raving Loony

I had to go to a funeral this morning, while i was out my good wife tells a gentleman knocked at the door and asked her for a nomination for the Raving Loony party in the up coming by-election. Has...

bravodeltic

all answers are drinks

I hear a complaint on the radio (4) A local is included in the estimate (8) She rarely forgets the ale (6) Heard from the end of March to the beginning of October (5) Sparkled unevenly (4) Change map...

rossischick

Tachograph Infringement

Hi, Not sure if anyone can help. My other half received a summons through the post to go to court next month - for the sake of a 2 minute infringement on a tachograph. He should've taken a 31 minute...

puzzleking123

Who was the youngest person to have 3 number ones to beat britney spears?

AB Editor

Christmas Shopping

DONNA1458

Why does my cat constantly cry!!

She is getting worse, not sure if it's the cold weather that she doesnt want to go out, she is really bad in a morning and will wake us up, she always has food down a cat flap to come and go as she...

harpindersing

A question about Noahs Ark

If we built a ship today big enough to carry two of every species how long deep and wide would it have to be?

naomi24

Merry Christmas everyone.

Much love, Naomi x...

society

Past tense

Scar – blemish, mark Scared – petrified, frightened How do you spell the past tense of scar?...

venator

non religious funerals

I went to a funeral service at the local crematorium last week. The man wasn't religious at all, but got the standard service, with a priest who had to say he'd never met him. The thought hit me that...

anotheoldgit

Bruce Forsyth and the honours list.

http://www.express.co...our-for-Bruce-Forsyth Like him or loath him, agree or disagree on who should receive honours. But the question I wish to put is, 'Why hasn't Bruce Forsyth ever been made a Sir?...

saabunited

sd card slot

hi,suddenly my laptop(toshiba equium p200d-139)does not recognize when you put a sd card into the slot. any ideas. thanks...

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