After noticing a beautiful young blonde sitting on her own in a pub, a suave, sophisticated young man confidently strolled over to the table where she was sat and said: "What can I get you, gorgeous?"...
Does anyone remember a series from about thirty years ago called "Romance in Provence"?
My OH mentioned it, and I don't remember it. I was wondering who was in it....
An Italian American man is very self-conscious about his height, or lack thereof. His friends always steer clear of the subject. One day, he and a friend went to lunch at a Subway shop. "I'll take the...
On a bright sunny morning the lion awoke feeling hung-over, really rowdy and rather mean. He went roaring out of his den and cornering a small monkey, roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"...
Once Tarzan and all animals of Jungle had a swimming lake party. Tarzan took off his underwear and started walking towards the water. All the animals burst out laughing at Tarzan. Tarzan felt...
A woman walks into her bosses' office with this complaint: "All the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment. Since you haven't sexually harassed me, I'm suing you for...
Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play. The first boy was to say "My fair maiden...I have come to snatch a kiss and...
It was a terrible night, blowing cold and was raining in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted, and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the...
While registering at a hotel, a couple asked for a room with a double bed. The clerk Apologised and said that the only rooms available had twin beds. Disappointed, the man remarked, "I don't know....
One day, during English class, Miss Figpot asked her class, "who can tell me the meaning of indifferent?" The class fidgets a little, and they all look at one another. No one knows. Finally, Little...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When they get there, one guy suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. After 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside,...
An usher at the entrance to the synagogue stopped Sadie. The usher asked, "Are you a friend of the bride?" Sadie quickly relied, "No, of course not. I am the groom's mother." A young son said: Dad,...
Kurt was going out with Lisa and finally popped the question. "Will you marry me, darling?" he asked. Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink." Kurt thought for a moment and then...
A man requested a female blonde painter to paint him in the nude. "No" the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing." "I'll increase your fee two times," he said. "No, no thanks!!"...
A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined £100." His lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honour. My client only has £75 on him...
A friend’s daughter received an adorable airport play set as a gift. Since some assembly - actually, a lot of assembly - was required, her husband spent much of the day putting together the plane,...
A stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant...
Once there were these two birds that, every year for quite a few years, had one egg, which they hatched and nurtured and loved until the little chick was ready to leave the nest. Then, one year, they...
One day, a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle the rifle. The rookies were firing hither and thither and finally one of them shot the sarge in...
Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a retired sheriff, described the terrifying excitement of a shoot-out with Bonnie and Clyde back in his younger days. The...
